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| discernment |
Being a southerner, i feel like i can tell these sort of jokes....here goes:
There were 2 southern ladies sharing a park bench. They each had 3 children with them. On of them was very affluent and the other was middle class. The affluent woman says to the other in her most aristocratic southern slang.
"When my first child was born, my husband bought me a beautiful 3 carat diamond pendant."
"How nice", replies the middle class woman
"When my second child was born, my husband bought me a brand new Lexus", says teh affluent lady
"How nice", replies the middle class woman
"Then upon the birth of my 3rd child, my husband sent me on a cruise around the world".
"How nice", replies the middle class woman
The affluent lady then asks the woman what her husband did for her when all of her children were born. The middle class woman replies:
"When my children were born my husband sent me to ettiquette class to learn how to say 'how nice' instead of 'Screw you'"
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| fantayzya |
ROFLMAO Too funny.
I needed that one today. (and even got it too!)
Thanks |
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| TrpltJanie |
Hehehehehehehehehe....... |
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| Crank |
quote:
discernment wrote:
Being a southerner, i feel like i can tell these sort of jokes....here goes:
I'll add this one:
Finally Together
She married and had 13 children. Her husband died.
She soon married again and had 7 more children. Again, her husband died.
She remarried and this time had 5 more children.
Alas, she finally died.
Standing before her coffin, the preacher prayed to the Lord above, thanking Him for this loving woman, who fulfilled His commandment to "Go forth and multiply."
In his eulogy, the preacher said, "Lord, they're finally together."
Leaning over to a neighbor, one mourner quietly asked:
"Do you think he means her first, second or third husband?"
The neighbor replied, "I think he means her legs." |
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