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09-23-02 12:18 PM
phamton Senior Moments (Joke)

At a nursing home in Miami a group of Seniors were sitting around talking about all their ailments.

"My arms have gotten so weak I can hardly lift this cup of coffee," said one.

"Yes, I know," said another. "My cataracts are so bad I can't even see my coffee."

"I couldn't even punch out the card at election time, my hands are so crippled," volunteered a third.

"I can't turn my head because of the arthritis in my neck," said a fourth, to which several nodded weakly in agreement.

"My blood pressure pills make me so dizzy!" exclaimed another.

The others nodded.

"Well, count your blessings," said one woman cheerfully, "and thank God we can all still drive."

Bev


09-23-02 02:45 PM
LindaR Geesh!!!!!!!!!
09-25-02 11:13 AM
MidNite LOL

Ain't it the truth