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| TnDizNut |
I got this today in my email and It is just to funny to not share with all of you...I hope you get as much of a chuckle out of it as I did...hehehehe
Girls night out - Her story!
The other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls."
I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!"
Well, the hours passed and the champagne was going down way too easy.
Around 3 a.m., drunk as a skunk, I headed for home.
Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times.
Quickly, realizing he'd probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times.
I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution (even when smashed), in order to escape a possible conflict with him.
The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told him 12:00. He didn't seem disturbed at all. Whew! Got away with that one!
Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock."
When I asked him why, he said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said, "oh shit," cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the cat and farted
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| MidNite |
ROFL! |
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| Scarlet |
Thats toooooo funny!
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| TnDizNut |
Oh I know...I thought it was great!
quote:
Scarlet wrote:
Thats toooooo funny!
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