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Tink *~*~*
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Registered: Aug 2002
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Posted 11-25-02 04:02 PM
Subject: Words of Wisdom
1. Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach that person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.
2. Some people are like a Slinky... not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.
3. I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and think, "Well, that's not going to happen."
NOTE: the above is exactly what happens to me when I read my Principles of Management textbook!
4. Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.
5. The other night I ate at a real family restaurant. Every table had an argument going on.
6. Have you noticed since everyone has a camcorder these days no one talks about seeing UFOs like they used to?
7. According to a recent survey, men say the first thing they notice about a woman is their eyes, and women say the first thing they notice about men is they're a bunch of liars.
8. Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again.
9. All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
10. Have you noticed that a slight tax increase costs you two hundred dollars and a substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents?
11. In the 60's people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
12. Politics is supposed to be the second oldest pofession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first.
13. There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is
another theory which states that this has already happened.
14. How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box of matches to start a campfire?
15. You read about all these terrorists--most of them came here legally,but they hung around on these expired visas, some for as long as 10-15 years. Now, compare that to Blockbuster; you're two days late with a video and
those people are all over you. Let's put Blockbuster in charge of immigration.
Tink *~*~*
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Peggo
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Registered: Sep 2002
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Posted 11-26-02 08:31 AM
Yeah!?!
Those are good.
...Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily...life is but a dream
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fantayzya
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Registered: Aug 2002
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Posted 11-26-02 12:24 PM
Tink's on a roll!
Another great one. Thanks for the giggles!
"One small drop of water raises the sea" Marian in Dinotopia
"One who grows does not grow old"-Texas Bix Bender, writer
"Look Mommy," he whispered. "The butterflies are dancing!" At that moment, inside my soul somewhere, all the tumblers fell into place."-Kathy Storfer, "A Dig in the Dirt," Green Prints Spring 1997
Visit WDW with my son Nate and I at Fantayzya and Nate See the World
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Karma
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Registered: Dec 2002
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Posted 01-04-03 07:49 PM
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Tink *~*~* wrote:
Subject: Words of Wisdom
13. There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is
another theory which states that this has already happened.
Just catching up on my reading here..sorry to bump up old posts.
Pretty sure this one in particular is true.
I mean have you BEEN to Cirque? 
DISCLAIMER: not slamming Cirque by any means...the weirder the better as far as I'm concerned, and they meet that criteria for sure. LOL
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Ducks LIKE to be poked.
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