TrpltJanie
Cast Member
Posts: 1661
Registered: Aug 2002
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Posted 10-27-02 01:26 AM
PHEW! Queen Itsallaboutme can't catch me! (stops the car, gets on the hood of the stolen car and dances) Nyah! Nyah! She'll never catch me.
(pause) Helicopters? I hear helicopters. (faint thump-thump gets louder) You GOT to be kidding me! She told the news media, highway patrol, and Hall Moniters to track me down? Ooohhh!
(jumps back in the car and gets going) This is awful! Awful! What would the CG members think when they see me on tv? (gets an idea) I know--I could plead not guilty by reasons of insanity. (looks at myself in rearview mirror) Oh my! I'm a mess! (pulls out my makeup bag and start driving the car with my elbows) All righty (picks up a compact mirror and starts applying mascara when the car goes over a pothole and the mascara wand hits me in the eye)
OW! (drops the wand) Ow! Ow! (looks in the mirror--Oh, I look like a boxer who lost a match! Lipstick--if I use bright red lipstick then people will focus on my pretty lips! (pulls out a lipstick and starts putting it on when the car once again goes over a pothole) AAUGGHHH! The lipstick went across my jawline! (sobbing) I look horrible! (car goes over a pothole again and my forehead hits the steering wheel and one of my contacts pops out) NO! NO! This cannot be happening.
Dang it! (looks in the rearview mirror and sees several patrol squad car following me very slowly) Uh? (checks speedometer and looks around) I'm on a freeway do the O.J. thing?
(helicopter takes a close up of me: Smeared mascara, squinty eye, clown-like lips and a bad facial tic)
Janie
The Curb Kicker
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