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Crank
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Posts: 1957
Registered: Aug 2002
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Posted 02-11-03 05:09 PM
If you throw a cat out of the car window, does it become kitty litter?
If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?
Is it OK to use the AM radio after noon?
What do chickens think we taste like?
What do people in China call their good plates?
What do you call a male ladybug?
What hair color do they put on the driver's license of a bald man?
When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?
Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?
Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink
and drive?
Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
Why are there Interstate highways in Hawaii?
Why are there flotation devices in the seats of planes instead of
parachutes?
Why are cigarettes sold at gas stations where smoking is prohibited?
Have you ever imagined a world without hypothetical situations?
How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work?
If the 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why does it have
locks on the door?
Why is a bra singular and panties plural?
You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why
don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?
If a firefighter fights fire and a crime fighter fights crime, what does a freedom fighter fight?
If they squeeze olives to get olive oil, how do they get baby oil?
If a cow laughs, does milk come out of her nose?
If you are driving at the speed of light and you turn your head lights
on, what happens?
Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of a drive-up ATM?
Why is it that when you transport something by car it is called a
shipment, but when you transport something by ship it's called cargo?
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
What would Geronimo say if he jumped out of an airplane?
Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the "terminal"?
Enjoy and think 'deeply'.
I like persons better than principles, and I like persons with no principles better than anything else in the world.
Oscar Wilde, The Picture of Dorian Gray, 1891
BOYCOTT FRENCH TOAST, GERMAN SAUSAGE AND BELGIAN CHOCOLATES
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Mary
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Posts: 465
Registered: Aug 2002
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Posted 02-11-03 05:40 PM
Needed some 'down' time, didja Crank?
Mary
First Mate, Good Ship Stickey Mickey and Keeper of the Ships Log
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Crank
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Posts: 1957
Registered: Aug 2002
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Posted 02-11-03 05:46 PM
quote:
Mary wrote:
Needed some 'down' time, didja Crank?
I need a lot more than downtime!
Bad, bad morning started at quarter after midnight and lasted till 5 this AM. One of the hottest fires I've been to. No fatalities thank God but an elderly lady's in the hospital. Half my crew is out of town. Broke a nail...
I like persons better than principles, and I like persons with no principles better than anything else in the world.
Oscar Wilde, The Picture of Dorian Gray, 1891
BOYCOTT FRENCH TOAST, GERMAN SAUSAGE AND BELGIAN CHOCOLATES
Crank-->
All Content is © the Poster and is to be considered Intellectual Property. All Rights Reserved. Though Brilliant, Breathtaking and Extrememly Well Written the Content contained herein is Opinion and Opinion only.
ib4cruzn at charter dot net
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Mary
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Posts: 465
Registered: Aug 2002
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Posted 02-11-03 05:49 PM
quote:
Crank wrote:
I need a lot more than downtime!
Bad, bad morning (stuff snipped) Broke a nail...
Forgive me, I thought it was the PORN that had you down (no pun intended).
Mary
First Mate, Good Ship Stickey Mickey and Keeper of the Ships Log
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Francine
Super Moderator
Posts: 1309
Registered: Aug 2002
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Posted 02-11-03 06:10 PM
quote:
Crank wrote:
I need a lot more than downtime!
Bad, bad morning started at quarter after midnight and lasted till 5 this AM. One of the hottest fires I've been to. No fatalities thank God but an elderly lady's in the hospital. Half my crew is out of town. Broke a nail...
You're a good guy, Crank.
Did the other guys make fun of you when you broke your nail?
Francine
Come and visit my other home on the internet Our Laughing Place
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TrpltJanie
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Posts: 1661
Registered: Aug 2002
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Posted 02-11-03 06:10 PM
we all need
down time! 
Janie
The Curb Kicker
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