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Tink *~*~*
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Posts: 1066
Registered: Aug 2002
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Posted 12-20-02 09:38 PM
You never feed me.
Perhaps I'll sleep on your face.
That will sure show you.
You must scratch me there!
Yes, above my tail!
Behold, elevator butt.
The rule for today
Touch my tail, I shred your hand.
New rule tomorrow.
In deep sleep hear sound
cat vomit hairball somewhere
will find in morning.
Grace personified.
I leap into the window.
I meant to do that.
Blur of motion, then-
silence, me, a paper bag.
What is so funny?
You're always typing.
Well, let's see you ignore my
sitting on your hands.
My small cardboard box.
You cannot see me if I
can just hide my head.
Terrible battle.
I fought for hours. Come and see!
What's a term paper?
Small brave carnivores
Kill pine cones and mosquitoes
Fear vacuum cleaner
I want to be close
to you. Can I fit my head
inside your armpit?
Wanna go outside.
Oh, crap! Help! I got outside!
Let me back inside!
Oh no! Big One
has been trapped by newspaper!
Cat to the rescue!
Humans are so strange.
Mine lies still in bed, then screams
Claws are not that sharp.
Cats meow out of angst
"Thumbs! If only we had thumbs!
We could break so much!"
The Big Ones snore now
Every room is dark and cold
Time for "Cup Hockey"
We're almost equals
I purr to show I love you
Want to smell my butt?
Tink *~*~*
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Francine
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Registered: Aug 2002
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Posted 12-21-02 04:15 PM
I love this! It fits my cats to perfection! Did you write it?
Francine
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Tink *~*~*
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Posts: 1066
Registered: Aug 2002
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Posted 12-21-02 04:53 PM
Nah, it was one of the dreaded "forwards" that I'm cleaning out of my mailbox, which was actually funny!
Tink *~*~*
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Peggo
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Posts: 623
Registered: Sep 2002
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Posted 12-21-02 06:05 PM
I loved it. I guess most cats are alike. Only mine likes to play Turd Hockey.
...Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily...life is but a dream
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Tink *~*~*
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Posts: 1066
Registered: Aug 2002
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Posted 12-21-02 06:22 PM
eeeeew! but I know what you mean. Only we used to call it "Tootsie Rolling" because they sort of look like that - all sectioned off and everything.
Tink *~*~*
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Crank
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Registered: Aug 2002
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Posted 12-22-02 12:25 PM
quote:
Tink *~*~* wrote:
eeeeew! but I know what you mean. Only we used to call it "Tootsie Rolling" because they sort of look like that - all sectioned off and everything.
My BIL's Irish Setter thought they were Almond Roca...
ETA: Cool! No need to clean the litter box!
[Edited by Crank]
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Peggo
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Registered: Sep 2002
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Posted 12-22-02 07:08 PM
Yeah the litter box is empty but you should see the goal area!
...Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily...life is but a dream
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