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| phamton |
Betty Pickering has now entered the room for petty bickering.
Really, just here to use my new user name: phamton (no it is not phantom misspelled). There is a very good reason for that spelling and will explain if anyone is interested.
Bev Hamilton |
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| Denise |
So what is the reason for the spelling?
And If I don't; like it, we can go out back! Oh, we already are I think...:)
Denise |
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| phamton |
Well it's the first part of my email address. My husband is Pat Hamilton. So when we got our first internet connection we used his name: P(at)HAM(il)TON I started posting on newsgroups with that name back when your username was your email (back in the olden days.) So I usually register under that name so I don't have to remember a bunch of usernames when going to different sites.
Besides BHamton just doesn't have the same appeal.
Bev Hamilton |
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| fantayzya |
I just love creative spelling! Just please don't be upset if my fingers get it wrong a few times when I address you.
Lori |
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| phamton |
You can call me Bev. I also answer to "Hey, You"
Bev |
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| fantayzya |
Oh my gawrsh! We are kindred spirits! That's the line I use (adapted to suit of course!) Too funny
the other 'Hey You' |
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| phamton |
quote:
Oh my gawrsh! We are kindred spirits!
We can't be kindred spirits in this room because it's reserved for petty bickering.
And your mom dresses you funny!
Bev |
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| Bill J |
Well at least my mom doesn't have to shave her back!
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| phamton |
Yo momma's so ugly,
when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."
Yo momma's so ugly,
she looked out the window and got arrested for mooning.
Yo momma's so ugly,
just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it."
Yo momma's so ugly,
they push her face into dough to make cookies.
Yo momma's so ugly,
they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower
Yo momma's so ugly,
they didn't give her a costume when she auditioned for Star Wars.
Yo momma's so ugly,
instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle, they put it around her neck
Yo momma's so ugly,
when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras
Yo momma's so ugly,
her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her
Yo momma's so ugly,
her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dog to play with her.
Yo momma's so ugly,
the government moved Halloween to her birthday.
Yo momma's so ugly,
they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints.
Yo momma's so ugly,
she made an onion cry.
Yo momma's so ugly,
when she went to the beautician it took 12 hours. . .for a quote!
Yo momma's so ugly,
when she tried to take a bath, the water jumped out!
Yo momma's so ugly,
even Rice Krispies won't talk to her!
Yo momma's so ugly,
on Halloween the kids trick or treat her by phone!
Yo momma's so ugly,
she turned Medusa to stone!
Yo momma's so ugly,
people go as her to Halloween parties.
Yo momma's so ugly,
I heard that your dad first met her at the pound.
Yo momma's so ugly,
that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.
Bev |
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| ronski |
darn Bev...did you say you're a teacher? If, so I know where you learned THAT from!!! |
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| Crank |
quote:
ronski wrote:
darn Bev...did you say you're a teacher? If, so I know where you learned THAT from!!!
Mental note: Don't **** with Bev.... |
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| ronski |
boy, you ain't kidding!quote:
Crank wrote:
Mental note: Don't **** with Bev....
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| Dsorcerer |
I knew I was gonna like that girl!
and stop talking 'bout my mama! |
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