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| rubbernecker |
I don't know why they call it the restroom, because I'm always hard at work! How often do you poop? How long does it take you? |
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| Belle |
I am just sooooo not going there :eek:
{hugs}
Belle |
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| ronski |
hours, days, weeks even. I LIVE on my potty. I've got two little kidlets, and that is the only quiet time I've got!! I've got a tv in my bathroom w/ digital cable! I just wish ring-around-the-bottom wasn't so painful! |
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| Dab |
quote:
rubbernecker wrote:
I don't know why they call it the restroom, because I'm always hard at work! How often do you poop? How long does it take you?
Are you bored or what?????????? LOL
Or, wait did you watch King of the Hill last night and the constipation episode? Cannot believe an entire show was about constipation and worse, I watched it all! |
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| TrpltJanie |
Eeeep! Sorry that I asked! (slams the door to the outhouse shut) Guys! Rubbernecker is doing his bowel movements so don't bug him. (ties a rope from the outhouse to Robb's truck)
ROBB! Can you run down to the store and get lots of junk food for Sticky Mickey??
Hehehehehehehe...gonna be fun to watch! (stops) WHAT?!
(points at Karma) She did it! |
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| Karma |
*trying hard NOT to post on a poop thread*
*seems i just managed to post on my first poop thread here though, doesn't it?*
*damn*
Stop looking at me.
eyes------->Janie
SHE did it. |
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| Peggo |
Just why DO they call it a Rest Room??? This is going to keep me up nights now until I find out. |
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| ronski |
because the term W.C. was too confusing...quote:
Peggo wrote:
Just why DO they call it a Rest Room??? This is going to keep me up nights now until I find out.
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| Robb |
quote:
ronski wrote:
hours, days, weeks even. I LIVE on my potty. I've got two little kidlets, and that is the only quiet time I've got!! I've got a tv in my bathroom w/ digital cable! I just wish ring-around-the-bottom wasn't so painful!
Amen Brother! |
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| Robb |
quote:
TrpltJanie wrote:
Eeeep! Sorry that I asked! (slams the door to the outhouse shut) Guys! Rubbernecker is doing his bowel movements so don't bug him. (ties a rope from the outhouse to Robb's truck)
ROBB! Can you run down to the store and get lots of junk food for Sticky Mickey??
Hehehehehehehe...gonna be fun to watch! (stops) WHAT?!
(points at Karma) She did it!
No, No, No, dear - this is a GUY thing. I cherish my potty time just as much as RN and Ronski (and probably Crank). The only think I will be doing is clipping my nose out of respect. |
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| Parker |
quote:
Peggo wrote:
Just why DO they call it a Rest Room??? This is going to keep me up nights now until I find out.
That reminded me of one of my teachers in school.
"I need to go to the rest room"
"Why, you tired already?"
or
"I need to go to the bathroom."
"Why, you gonna take a bath."
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| Paul F |
quote:
Parker wrote:
That reminded me of one of my teachers in school.
"I need to go to the rest room"
"Why, you tired already?"
or
"I need to go to the bathroom."
"Why, you gonna take a bath."
The next thing that should have been said was "I need to go take a shit".
Thank you. Thank you very much. |
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| Parker |
"where you gonna take it?" or "better to leave it than take it"
Did you think a smartass like me didn't try that one?
[Edited by Parker] |
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| Peggo |
Oh the Nuns would have loved those replies!!! Well, actually, we were never even allowed to ask to go to the restroom, so it's a moot point. We had to be on the verge of spewing to earn that dubious reward. |
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| judy |
quote:
Peggo wrote:
Oh the Nuns would have loved those replies!!! Well, actually, we were never even allowed to ask to go to the restroom, so it's a moot point. We had to be on the verge of spewing to earn that dubious reward.
Damn Straight!!
the nuns will tell YOU when you need to go, thank you very much! |
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| Crank |
quote:
judy wrote:
Damn Straight!!
the nuns will tell YOU when you need to go, thank you very much!
Yes, Sister! You got that right!
On another note, why do we "drive" on parkways and "park" in driveways? |
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| Lunarlady |
quote:
Crank wrote:
On another note, why do we "drive" on parkways and "park" in driveways?
And how come Donald Duck wraps a towel around his waist when he gets out of the shower, but doesn't wear pants when he goes outside?
For that matter, why is a duck taking a shower to begin with? |
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| Crank |
quote:
Lunarlady wrote:
And how come Donald Duck wraps a towel around his waist when he gets out of the shower, but doesn't wear pants when he goes outside?
Uh, what's wrong with that? |
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| Coastalwader |
quote:
Lunarlady wrote:
And how come Donald Duck wraps a towel around his waist when he gets out of the shower, but doesn't wear pants when he goes outside?
Awe...easy. Shrinkage. It's emabarassing but, yes, it does happen.
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| Robb |
quote:
Coastalwader wrote:
Awe...easy. Shrinkage. It's emabarassing but, yes, it does happen.
Not with this duck! |
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| Lunarlady |
But wouldn't you have shrinkage going outside from a warm house without any pants?
It's just a zen kind of question, anyway...the one about Donald wearing a towel but now wearing pants. |
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| TrpltJanie |
quote:
Peggo wrote:
Oh the Nuns would have loved those replies!!! Well, actually, we were never even allowed to ask to go to the restroom, so it's a moot point. We had to be on the verge of spewing to earn that dubious reward.
Nuns? Nuns? They're here? *dives under my bed and shakes* Keep them away from me! They told me that I was gonna go straight to limbo *blubbering* because I wasn't baptized. I was put in that catholic school because public school wouldn't take me so I was terrified of going to sleep at nights and it didn't help having a jewish Nana (paternal---told RobinH that and she can attest to this statement!) and a deeeeep Southern Baptist (maternal) Grammy factor in my LDS upbringing.
*blubbering*
so when things go wrong, I don't know whether to confess my sins to a priest, blame my mother, or view it as a blessing to endure to the end.....
Oh SHUT UP CRANK!! The thong is cutting off the oxygen to your brain! STOP LAUGHING!
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| Peggo |
OMG Janie you tapped into my nightmare of a nun visiting my house. Ack!!!! |