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| Karma |
I've got a few I wrote and a few short favorites (other wonderful authors, with their permission of course) to share.
Anyone interested? |
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| Lunarlady |
heh heh heh....OK...I'm in a mood. From Karma's tag-line:
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Silence is consent ~
so SOMEONE SAY SOMETHING QUICK!!!
heh heh...just picking on ya, Karma.
In any case, I'm off for awhile. I've narrowed my evening's entertainment down to "That Touch of Mink" on the Women's network or "Exit Wounds" on Cinemax. Hmm...Cary Grant and Doris Day or Stephen Segal?
Decisions, decisions.... |
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| Jimmy |
Sure |
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| Ajax |
Minnie, Pluto Tryst!
Dole Whips Gone, Beaver Tails too-
My Dreams Are Not Good! |
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| Crank |
quote:
Ajax wrote:
Minnie, Pluto Tryst!
Dole Whips Gone, Beaver Tails too-
My Dreams Are Not Good!
Shoot, that don't even ryme...:D |
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| Crank |
No berets allowed! |
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| Karma |
OK all you smarty pants, here's ya go.
I was hoping you'd beg, but seeing as that's not likely, I'll just go ahead and let ya have it.
I hope you like these. I wrote most of them at difficult points in my life. Thought I'd share them here as you seem like an understanding crowd.
Here's my first and somewhat dramatic attempt to move your spirits.
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I feel devastation,
My depression is so deep,
It feels so cold,
And it no longer satisfies,
Please, God, why???
It's just a shell,
No longer providing,
My sadness overwhelms me,
I want to cry.
I don't understand,
I am consumed,
My body aches,
To feel you,
To use,
Why did it happen?
Please, why?
My vibrator's broken,
The poor thing just died.
That was my Ode To A Vibe
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More to come...maybe. |
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| VanBrujah |
Should we all snap our fingers in lieu of applauding?
VB |
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| Lunarlady |
You asked for it:
There was once a man from Kent
Whose tool was so long that it bent
To save him the trouble
He put it in the double
And instead of coming he went.
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| Lunarlady |
I got more ya know.
Just keep it up...go on....keep it up. I can do this AAAAALLLL night. (or until I'm banned) |
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| Karma |
This was written by a sweet friend Max. Yes. Permission granted to re-post it here. :)
It's kind of sexy so please close your eyes if you're easily offended.
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Forbidden
I removed her stillettos
and her fish net stockings,
I slid down her panties and then,
as she lay on the bed,
to me, she calmly said.....
Don't ever wear MY clothes AGAIN!
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| Lunarlady |
Ahem:
The bribe that young streetwalker Stover,
Employs as a sexual rover,
Is-to hand-job police;
As she gives one release,
She will giggle, "My cop runneth over!"
You wanna knock it off with the poetry, Karma? I just wanted to add that RN hates this stuff and he's going to really let me have it if/when he comes back to the board.
[Edited by Lunarlady] |
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| Karma |
Poetry/short essays are very different than limericks. I detest limericks. :D
I'll stop though if ya want. Glad I didn't post things I wrote in my dark moods! LOL |
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| Lunarlady |
quote:
Karma wrote:
Poetry/short essays are very different than limericks. I detest limericks. :D
I'll stop though if ya want. Glad I didn't post things I wrote in my dark moods! LOL
Nah. I'm just being a witch. Actually, I thought the poem you wrote WAS about a dark mood because as soon as I started seeing it, I skipped over. (Not a huge poetry fan) But I went back and found out it wasn't all that bad. :D
Don't mind me. Go with the flow! I'm still hearing silence out there, so I'm presuming that the rest of the board is either getting ready for bed or they're still retching up their dinners and grabbing the zantax because of my limericks. Sorry. :( |
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| Karma |
hee hee hee I'd never call you a witch unless you wanted me to! :D
Don't be blue LooLoo. You've got a trip to plan so WOO HOO for yoOOO!
I am a poet and I din't know it. LOL
OK so my poems suck sometimes, so sue me. Waddaya want right off the cuff like that? ;) |
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| TrpltJanie |
Hehehehehehehehehe.....I had to sneak over here from Goofy's Huge board and take a look at Karma's thread. Just fell out of my chair laughing....
THUD!
Keep 'em coming. Hehehehehehe... |
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| Lunarlady |
There once was a man named Dave
Who kept a dead whore in a cave.
Oh what the hell,
I'll get used to the smell.
And think of the money I'll save.
Ba-dum-bump. And that's it for the limericks tonite. |