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12-28-02 12:50 AM  
DWDreams
quote:
Karma wrote:
I would like the BJBBWM please.


*BabyJesusBongBrowniesWithMilk*




Well, then, you'll just have to go to the BJBBIB, the BabyJesusBongBakeryInBethleham. I hear Kerry's on his way now with a song in his head. LOL
12-28-02 10:49 AM  
Ajax Thanks guys! I just received an e-mail from the Vatican notifying me that a special place in Hell has been reserved in my name for the very suggestion of a Baby Jesus Bong, and the rampant blasphemy that followed. You guys get a pass, evidently. Please pass the brownies.
12-28-02 10:54 AM  
Lunarlady
quote:
Ajax wrote:
Thanks guys! I just received an e-mail from the Vatican notifying me that a special place in Hell has been reserved in my name.....
LOL!!! :D :D :D

You'll be in good company, Ajax. I'd rather be amongst friends in hell than with enemies in heaven.
12-28-02 11:06 AM  
Karma Shut up you guys. You know darn well...and I've said this before.
We were given mouths that turn up at the corners for a REASON. Laugher. Its a good thing *ala Martha Stewart*

Now pass the brownies AND the BJBong.






*I have this little nativity set under my tree as we speak. Truth be told, I actually PICKED up the little manger WITH the BJesus in it, and looked to see if there was a hole in the little ceramic treasure.

**You DON'T want to know what I found.

12-28-02 11:15 AM  
Robb When can I have the Baby Jesus back?
12-28-02 11:20 AM  
Karma *shrug*
Depends. Wadday plan to do with the little guy?
12-28-02 11:31 AM  
Tink *~*~*
quote:
Robb wrote:
When can I have the Baby Jesus back?



After you left the party last night, Alan was in charge of the Baby Jesus. That's the last I saw of Him. I swear.

Edited to add that it was ungracious of you, to say the least, that you dropped the poor Baby Jesus on his little head (THUD) as you left!


[Edited by Tink *~*~*]
12-28-02 11:39 AM  
Lunarlady
quote:
Tink *~*~* wrote:
After you left the party last night, Alan was in charge of the Baby Jesus. That's the last I saw of Him. I swear.

It must still be on the floor then. Ahnalira? Did you see it while cleaning up this morning?
12-28-02 11:42 AM  
Karma I must say I'm horrified at the lack of respect given to The Bong.




I also should add that when I was checking my little manger I SWEAR I felt the Gates Of Heck begin to swing open for me.
12-28-02 12:25 PM  
Jimmy Darn those gate trolls Patty!!
12-28-02 12:34 PM  
Ahnalira
quote:
Lunarlady wrote:
It must still be on the floor then. Ahnalira? Did you see it while cleaning up this morning?


I'll have to check behind Alan's desk
<center><img src="http://www.ourlaughingplace.com/media/cocoplum/alanofficenap.jpg"></center>

You really never can tell what he might have stashed back there; >)
Ahnalira
12-28-02 12:35 PM  
Karma I bet he's laying on it.

ROTFLMAO great picture, by the way! LOL
12-28-02 12:36 PM  
Tink *~*~* Yeah, it definitely looks like Alan is still in possession of the Baby Jesus.

Get that man some coffee!
12-28-02 12:47 PM  
Lunarlady FOUND IT!!



If Ahnalira can sneak in there and snatch it up, I think Robb would appreciate it! :p
12-28-02 12:48 PM  
Karma Dog gone it...I've just wet myself.

TMI? Tough doody...you made me laugh so hard I had to depend on my Depends! Shoot!
12-28-02 12:49 PM  
Tink *~*~* LL -

hyuk hyuk hyuk!
12-28-02 01:00 PM  
Crank
quote:
Ahnalira wrote:

I'll have to check behind Alan's desk
<center><img src="http://www.ourlaughingplace.com/media/cocoplum/alanofficenap.jpg"></center>

You really never can tell what he might have stashed back there; >)
Ahnalira



LOL! Is he breathing?
12-28-02 01:07 PM  
Coastalwader That's some GOOD Fresca!
12-28-02 01:18 PM  
Lunarlady One of the things I love about Ajax's BJB (that apparently belongs to Robb now) is the swivel mouthpiece. Have you found it yet, Ahnalira? It looks like this:



Told you I take a camera wherever I go! :D
[Edited by Lunarlady]
12-28-02 01:22 PM  
Crank Damn you guys! I had my heart set on Heaven...
12-28-02 01:31 PM  
Coastalwader
quote:
Lunarlady wrote:






Ok, now that's just twisted! Man, somebody is going to hell! (points at ajax)

12-28-02 01:40 PM  
Lunarlady Hey, I'm not JUST a sexual deviant...I'm a deviant period! :D
12-28-02 01:44 PM  
Ahnalira Alan swears to me that all he has back there is Fresca. He says everything else is programming equipment. I do notice he's gotten alot more into prayer while he programs, though, and occasionally I hear a Hail Mary; >)

Wait... Alan thinks he found what you are looking for! He says, "Is this it?"
<center><img src="http://www.ourlaughingplace.com/media/member/bear.jpg"></center>
Ahnalira
12-28-02 01:47 PM  
Tink *~*~* Oooo, Ahnalira - is that one of those hug-me Bears? I saw them in the latest Disney catalog that came in the mail today. They have Pooh and Sully too. I think the hands have velcro on them so they can "hug" the kid????
12-28-02 01:47 PM  
Lunarlady AWWWW!! I love the bear!!!

But is that a Buddha bong on the table?
12-28-02 01:51 PM  
Ahnalira He's just the BIG huggable plain ole stuffed version. When Alan's hungry, he puts him at the dining room table. When Alan's taking a nap, he puts him in his chair in front of the computer. Right now, he's wearing a cowboy hat and waiting to go to the stables :)

When I pick him up, I feel like I'm about 5 years old again. It's a pretty cool feeling!
Ahnalira
12-28-02 02:02 PM  
Lunarlady
quote:
Ahnalira wrote:
When Alan's hungry, he puts him at the dining room table. When Alan's taking a nap, he puts him in his chair in front of the computer. Right now, he's wearing a cowboy hat and waiting to go to the stables :)

You've found such a wonderful soulmate in Alan. If there was an animal like that in my sister's house, my BIL would be finding all sorts of ways to "kill" it, like hanging it from the chandelier.

But, then again, she reacts to that kind of stuff in the same spirit. He pretends to "kick" the cat all the time, and she fawns over the cat like he was really kicked, but we all know he loves that pudgy creature and wouldn't really hurt it.

So...if Alan wanted to go to the movies, where would the bear be? In the car?



12-28-02 02:05 PM  
Ahnalira You're giving him ideas, LL :) He's carrying him into the TV room now.
Ahnalira
12-28-02 02:08 PM  
Lunarlady :eek:! OMG! Does that mean there's a TV show he wants the two of you to watch together? I still think he's a VERY cute guy! :D
12-28-02 02:09 PM  
Coastalwader
quote:
Ahnalira wrote:
You're giving him ideas, LL :) He's carrying him into the TV room now.
Ahnalira



LL, at this point, please don't ask for the "amorous" bear example. I don't think I'm ready for alan's brainstorming ideas on THAT! ;)



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