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| TrpltJanie |
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Crank wrote:
...OR the Bahamas. Saw a Mickey bong there.
I saw that when DH and went on a cruise! I fell over laughing so hard.
Hehehehe...
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| Robin |
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Coastalwader wrote:
Would I be out of line if I were to ask you guys to quit bogarting the baby Jesus and pass it over to me?
yeah....I thought so.....sorry :D
Well 'that' explains the smoke coming from Goofy's BBQ. Explains why he's 'Goofy' too. :D |
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| Robin |
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Tink *~*~* wrote:
I'm trying to get a mental picture here of just how exactly a Baby Jesus bong would work. I mean, which end to load and which end to toke?
Enquiring minds want to know!
ZOT!
(lightening strikes a small house somewhere on the South Shore of Long Island)
Sorry, God.
(Tink *~*~* takes singed self off to the shower)
Great...now I have the mental image of someone sucking on BJ's toe. |
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| Lunarlady |
Would you rather they suck out of a straw coming from the top of BJ's head? |
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| fantayzya |
In no way did I mean to imply that Guideposts isn't a worthy mag. Personally I love it, though I've not had a subscription in a few years now.
You're right it's a great source of hope when things don't looks so rosey. I only meant that this tidbit of information has caused me to add a whole new dimension to what I had mentally painted as your character. and now Karma's too lol.
To quote Francine: "It's all good!"
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| Francine |
It is about time! I knew sooner or later you'd get it, Fan. It's all good!
Now, as to that bong. I guess my comment would have to be this. Is there water in it? If there is, did you put ice in it?
And, did you guys really see a Mickey bong on the cruise??? Now I have heard it all!
Francine, who is heading over to Coastal's for a barbecue, yeah that's it, we are going to barbecue. |
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| Karma |
You folks are scaring me a whole lot here. You know WAY more about bongs than I expected. In fact from the looks of it, you just might be able to teach me a thing or two about BJBongs!
ICE???? In the BOTTOM??? What the???? |
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| Tink *~*~* |
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fantayzya wrote:
In no way did I mean to imply that Guideposts isn't a worthy mag. Personally I love it, though I've not had a subscription in a few years now.
You're right it's a great source of hope when things don't looks so rosey. I only meant that this tidbit of information has caused me to add a whole new dimension to what I had mentally painted as your character. and now Karma's too lol.
To quote Francine: "It's all good!"
Hey, no offense was taken to be implied, Fan. Just shows ta go ya, we are indeed a multidimensional lot!
For instance, although I read Guideposts and I've never said the "f" word here, it is in fact my FAVORITE word in the global language. There is nothing quite so satisfying as the "f" word. And it's so versatile too.
To illustrate, I shall substitue the word "fish"
Noun "All she needs is a good fish"
Verb "Quit fishing around"
Phrasal Verb
"Fish off!"
"The IRS really fished me over this year"
"I really fished up, and now I have to do the whole thing over again"
Adverb "You are so fishing brilliant"
Adjective "You are such a fishing genius"
Descriptive Proper Name "Hey, Fishface - yeah, I'm talkin' to YOU!"
Used as an intensive, aka a Sopranoism
"What the fish?????"
"Absofishinglutely!"
There, Fan, is my true vocabulary! I may have missed a few of the less common usages, but you get the drift.
Tink *~*~*
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| Tink *~*~* |
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Karma wrote:
You folks are scaring me a whole lot here. You know WAY more about bongs than I expected. In fact from the looks of it, you just might be able to teach me a thing or two about BJBongs!
ICE???? In the BOTTOM??? What the????
The whole concept of a bong is to have the smoke cooled by passing it over/through water. However, I've heard of various hard liquor bongs too. Not sure how effective that would be, or what the point would be if one wanted the smoke cooled.
I seem to have a vague and hazy recollection from my youth of someone acquainted with my ex-husband who used to make something called "Hot Buttered Bong" around the holidays. It involved sauteeing the seeds in butter and mixing that with rum or something. But I don't remember where the "bong" part came in....I wonder why I can't remember??? |
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| VanBrujah |
The best way to do it, IMHO, would be one of two ways:
1. Hold the Little Lord Jesus upside down, load the "tobacco" into his swaddling clothes, fire him up, and inhale through his nose and or mouth. Kind of like giving him mouth to mouth.
2. Lay the Blessed Christ Child on his back, load his belly button with the "tobacco", fire him up, and inhale through the top of his head. You may have to make a hole, but don't worry, he'll heal.
Hope this proves to be helpful!
(looking around for the lightning bolts)
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| Lunarlady |
For some reason I'm craving Haddock for dinner. Hmmm...
And at the risk of being banned for sexual innuendo (too late! :D) I can tell you stories of how you can get rip-roaring drunk without actually having to swallow any alcohol. Also the price of the wine doesn't matter so buy the $2.00 bottles.
I'm just gonna stop there because it's the dinner hour and I don't want to ruin your appetites. |
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| VanBrujah |
I'd like to hear THAT story!
VB |
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| Karma |
Repeating if ONLY to help those who passed their colons through their noses as they read it the first time (yes, it happened to ME...)
as I was saying...the following bears repeating at this time:
"1. Hold the Little Lord Jesus upside down, load the "tobacco" into his swaddling clothes, fire him up, and inhale through his nose and or mouth. Kind of like giving him mouth to mouth.
2. Lay the Blessed Christ Child on his back, load his belly button with the "tobacco", fire him up, and inhale through the top of his head. You may have to make a hole, but don't worry, he'll heal.
It's official. I love this place. Can I say that here or is that too much sexual innuendo?
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| Francine |
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Karma wrote:
ICE???? In the BOTTOM??? What the????
You do have to be careful of expansion, as it will make you cough.
LL, not that type of expansion! I am talking about the smoke in the bong.
Francine, who is quite sure you are all a VERY bad influence on her!
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| Crank |
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Francine wrote:
You do have to be careful of expansion, as it will make you cough.
LL, not that type of expansion! I am talking about the smoke in the bong.
Francine, who is quite sure you are all a VERY bad influence on her!
Whut tha FISH? That's it! Before an earthquake shatters my home and I am invaded by locusts and frogs...you're ALL banned.
What if my Mom were to read this?:D |
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| Lunarlady |
You'd best warn her now about your friends, Crank.
(As if she didn't already know. Moms ALWAYS know) |
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| Tink *~*~* |
Clearly, Francine's either been into the eggnog, or her cheesecake is spiked!
Crank, if you're worried about your mother coming here, fear not. She's more than welcome to party with us, if Coastal will just drop his bogarty ways. |
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| Coastalwader |
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Tink *~*~* wrote:
Crank, if you're worried about your mother coming here, fear not. She's more than welcome to party with us, if Coastal will just drop his bogarty ways.
***Pft*** ok, ok...here (passes the BJB to Cranks mom)
Happy now? ;)
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| Ajax |
One of my favorite expressions is- 'F@#* 'em and feed 'em Fish'
Now what do I do? |
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| DWDreams |
Oh sure, I check out for a day or so for the holiday and return to a smoke-filled den of who knows what. You all must be tired, I'll be glad to hold the BJ for minute... ;) |
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| Tink *~*~* |
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Ajax wrote:
One of my favorite expressions is- 'F@#* 'em and feed 'em Fish'
Now what do I do?
Fish 'em and feed 'em f!@#
Edited to add - why didn't you just wait and get your hair cut at the barber shop on Main Street?
[Edited by Tink *~*~*] |
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| Tink *~*~* |
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DWDreams wrote:
(snip) I'll be glad to hold the BJ for minute... ;)
You are lucky LL has logged off for the evening - what she would do with that one! |
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| Coastalwader |
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Ajax wrote:
One of my favorite expressions is- 'F@#* 'em and feed 'em Fish'
Now what do I do?
hehe....we always say "feed 'em fish heads. One of my faves too.
There was a wonderful recording of one of the great Disney voices (can't remember his name!) elaborating on the word "fish". Wish I could find it, I'd link it.
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| VanBrujah |
oh fishy fishy, oh fishy fishy oh...
and it went wherever i did go.
apologies to monty python.
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| Karma |
I really don't think the Python would accept your apologies because franky, I can tell by the tone of your voice that you aren't REALLY sorry, now are ya sonny?
p.s. I WAS gonna run hog-wild with that BJ remark and decided that perhaps while I'm still under 100 posts here I should make every attempt to keep my thoughts here pure and clean.
ROTFLMAO you BOUGHT THAT???? HAW HAW HAW....... |
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| Peggo |
What are all the Christmas lights doing in the hold of the Sticky Mickey? And what's all this smoke? Why is everyone lying around grinning?
Geesh, I go to shore one day and you guys are melting down. Can I play too? |
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| Crank |
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Peggo wrote:
What are all the Christmas lights doing in the hold of the Sticky Mickey? And what's all this smoke? Why is everyone lying around grinning?
Geesh, I go to shore one day and you guys are melting down. Can I play too?
Only if you bring Cheetos. And potato chips, and, and brownies, yeah, brownies. |
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| Karma |
*in the monotone style of Homer Simpson*
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm brownies.
I made tea with these special little leaves once upon a time. It wasn't very tasty. I did however, get from point A to point B withOUT ever touching the ground. That was cool.
I think this post is way off topic. Maybe.
:D *note the grin AND the droopy silly looking eyelids on that smilie* |
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| Peggo |
Now do you want the brownies that go with the BJBong or the straight kind? |
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| Karma |
I would like the BJBBWM please.
*BabyJesusBongBrowniesWithMilk* |