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| VanBrujah |
Somebody stole the Christmas decorations off of the ship!
Police!
Help!
Somebody call Scotland Yard!
getting out my Sherlock Holmes hat and my magnifying glass,
VB |
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| Karma |
Hey, my neighbors have already tossed their poor Christmas tree out in the alley!
Maybe THEY took the lights too! I bet it was them. *insert perturbed face here* |
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| fantayzya |
Probably the same jerk who went around my work partner's neighborhood popping all the inflatable Santas and snowmen. Or the one who swiped all the pumpkins from my neighborhood last Halloween.
I've got the tar heating on the firepit, anyone have any feathers? |
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| Robin |
I thought the decorations are suppose to remain up until January 6th? (Except for those trees that are about to spontaneously combust due to lack of watering.) |
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| Ajax |
Some cretin stole the Baby Jesus from a creche in Detroit this past weekend. He's probably been turned into a bong or a group crack pipe by now. Sometimes ya gotta wonder about people. |
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| Karma |
I love the Baby Jesus, but...and please don't be mad but....I giggled when I thought of someone doing THAT to him. LOL
Poor Baby J.
It's only plastic and if I were a 14 year old crack head, I'd look for unique ways to smoke my dope too. Let's LOVE BOMB all the Christmas Decoration thieves! :D :D :D
Oh god, I'm really not making very good first impressions am I? LOL |
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| Robin |
quote:
Karma wrote:
Oh god, I'm really not making very good first impressions am I? LOL
You've jumped in with both feet and are actually fitting in quite well. LOL Welcome! |
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| Tink *~*~* |
quote:
Ajax wrote:
Some cretin stole the Baby Jesus from a creche in Detroit this past weekend. He's probably been turned into a bong or a group crack pipe by now. Sometimes ya gotta wonder about people.
Ajax, I read a story recently (I think it might have been in Guideposts) about a homeless woman who stole the Baby Jesus. When the authorities found him with her, she had swaddled him and was holding him close to her body - she thought it was too cold for him in the manger!
So maybe your Baby Jesus isn't a bong after all. |
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| Lunarlady |
Aw gees Louise, Tink. Why did you have to tell that story? Now I feel bad.
I was also kinda giggling about a plastic baby Jesus as a bong as well. :( |
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| Karma |
Tink said
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"So maybe your Baby Jesus isn't a bong after all."
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I have to disagree.
I learned years ago in Sunday School, that Jesus IS everything.
ROTFLMAO oh that was so bad of me. Slap me!
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| Francine |
I just have to add my Baby Jesus story.
We have a Christmas display in front of our house. Every time it snows we go out to find someone has come and cleaned the snow from around Baby Jesus.
Now, after reading Tink's story, I feel a need to cover Him with a blanket, so He doesn't get a chill.
Francine
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| Lunarlady |
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Francine wrote:
Now, after reading Tink's story, I feel a need to cover Him with a blanket, so He doesn't get a chill.
Francine
Allrighty then....I'm just gonna go stick my head in the toilet and flush now. :( :( :( I'm trying to get past the "baby jesus as a bong" but failing badly.
Sorry! LOL LOL! |
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| Tink *~*~* |
Francine, I'd say don't bother, the Three Magi are coming soon. But then again, all they brought was gold, frankincense and myrrh. No blankee! |
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| Tink *~*~* |
LL, nobody flushed you, and you don't have permission to flush thineself! And for the record, I giggled too. |
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| Karma |
Ahhhhhhhhhhhh the blankee was woven from threads of pure gold! :D
HAH!
I love my Baby Jesus Bong. It's just what I asked for for Christmas. *oh god, please don't strike me down NOW...the timing would be just too creepy for words!*
To the rest of you, you're SUPPOSED to laugh. God or whomever would NOT have given us lungs to burst forth with the breath to guffaw and mouths that can smile if we weren't supposed to laugh and be happy! |
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| Francine |
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Tink *~*~* wrote:
LL, nobody flushed you, and you don't have permission to flush thineself! And for the record, I giggled too.
LL, I agree with Tink. There shalt be no self flushing at Common Ground!
Oh, and yes, I also giggled.
Francine |
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| fantayzya |
Okay, ENOUGH!!!! I'm on vacation from work for 2 weeks. I had decided to think as little as possible and you people are driving me crazy!!!
Just when I think I have at least some sort of idea about who some of you are, you toss a giant curve ball my way.
Tink, somehow, I just would NOT have thought you to be a 'Guideposts' kinda gal. lol
Starting over on the mental personality profiles on you guys, yet again... |
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| Coastalwader |
Would I be out of line if I were to ask you guys to quit bogarting the baby Jesus and pass it over to me?
yeah....I thought so.....sorry :D
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| Tink *~*~* |
Fan, yep, been a "Guideposts kind of gal" for about 10 years now. Found a copy in the waiting room at Memorial Sloan-Kettering one day, while waiting for Radiology to call me in for my daily zap. I was tired of the whole cancer treatment nightmare and depressed and not sleeping well due to nightmares about the cancer monsters coming to get me, and there was this tattered copy of Guideposts, waiting to replace those menacing thoughts with stories of hope, faith and love. I've been subscribing ever since, and I leave my own tattered copies in waiting rooms or on trains for others to find just when they need a dose of kindness. |
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| Tink *~*~* |
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Coastalwader wrote:
(snip)quit bogarting the baby Jesus and pass it over to me?
SPLOOSH! Peach Snapple all over the screen, call the medics! |
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| Karma |
You WOULD be out of line, yes.
I don't SHARE my BJB.
Oh. That's not very nice of me I guess *wiping the spit off the BJBong and passing it around*
*said softly cuz I'm holding my breath..."thanks for the laughs today. much appreciated."* |
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| Jimmy |
WOW!! |
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| Karma |
*shhhhh don't tell anyone ok? my mom bought me a subscript of guideposts too and i carry one with me in my purse. ya got to love those little cute size books! but shhhhhhhh it's my dirty little secret!*
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| Tink *~*~* |
I'm trying to get a mental picture here of just how exactly a Baby Jesus bong would work. I mean, which end to load and which end to toke?
Enquiring minds want to know!
ZOT!
(lightening strikes a small house somewhere on the South Shore of Long Island)
Sorry, God.
(Tink *~*~* takes singed self off to the shower) |
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| Ajax |
I don't know it for a fact, but I'd bet my bottom dollar that somewhere in this wide, wide, increasingly bizarre world, someone owns a Baby Jesus bong. And it was probably made in Sri Lanka. |
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| Karma |
*swiftly Karma hides her little baby jesus bong that she picked up at the local 'record shop'. she tucks away her wise men 'cigarette' papers as well, not wanting to garner the wrath of god during this foul conversation* |
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| Crank |
quote:
Karma wrote:
*swiftly Karma hides her little baby jesus bong that she picked up at the local 'record shop'. she tucks away her wise men 'cigarette' papers as well, not wanting to garner the wrath of god during this foul conversation*
Whoa, dudes! Kmph! Kmph! Kmph! I think the Jesus went out.
>>attaching lightning rod<<
I put the Christmas lights away because the ani.gif was interfering with the java script.
I think...
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| Lunarlady |
Can anyone else get over the little signs they have in shops like that that say:
THESE PRODUCTS ARE FOR TOBACCO USE ONLY
??? Yeah. Right. :D :D :D :D |
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| Crank |
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Ajax wrote:
I don't know it for a fact, but I'd bet my bottom dollar that somewhere in this wide, wide, increasingly bizarre world, someone owns a Baby Jesus bong. And it was probably made in Sri Lanka.
...OR the Bahamas. Saw a Mickey bong there. |
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| Karma |
Why don't they sell Mickey bongs at DisneyWorld?
They sell everything else Mickey.
*feel my utter disappointment in this tragic news* |