|
|
| Crank |
from RADP:
A man came home from work, sat down in his favourite chair, turned on the TV (DISNEY CHANNEL), and said to his wife, "Quick, bring me a beer before itstarts."
She looked a little puzzled, but brought him a beer. When he
finished it, he said, "Quick, bring me another beer. It's gonna start."
This time she looked a little angry, but brought him a beer. When it was gone, he said, "Quick, another beer before it starts."
That's it! She blows her top! "You B*****d! You waltz in here, flop your fat ass down, don't even say hello to me and then expect me to run around like your slave. Don't you realize that I cook and clean and wash and iron all day long?"
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.The husband sighed. "Oh no - it's started!":D
My apologies to the PC among us... |
|