TrpltJanie
Cast Member
Posts: 1661
Registered: Aug 2002
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Posted 02-07-03 06:50 PM
Robb wrote:
I am proclaiming Saturday, February 8, 2003, the day without Chocolate.
I am worried about a few of you, and I think an intervention is in order. Tomorrow, no mention of Chocolate is allowed on any of the CG boards. Just walk away from 24 hours. Let it go.
This is tough love, but it is necessary. This also means your sigs as well…
Don't mess with me on this one, I have a child with a loaded diaper, and I am not afraid to use him!
Are you insane? (screeching) I said ARE YOU INSANE? Do you think a poopy diaper is gonna scare me away from my chocolates? I dumped the diaper genie THREE times a day when the triplets were infants and chocolate was the only thing that kept (screeching again) ME......SANE!
Mike wrote:
How do we know you don't have chocolate in that loaded diaper...?
He doesn't! His face twitches every time he lies and looky, his face is twitching up a storm!
Lesa wrote:
Sorry Robb, but right now there is now way in hell I'm going without chocolate. There are a few days each month that about the only thing that goes into my mouth in chocolate, and this is one of them, as tomorrow is likely to be.
Me too! With the way things are going at the moment, I wonder if it'll be a run on chocolates and GASP! There will be no more chocolates...I gotta find that second vat of chocolate before anybody gets to it!
Karma wrote:
Are you threatening me?
Are YOU threatening ME?????
(shadow boxes) Karma! Karma! Give him the POW! Right in the kisser for saying those cruel and evil things to us. It is not wise to trifle with women who have their silver platter full at the moment. Quick! We gotta go to the store and stockpile on chocolates!
Robb wrote:
I know where you live, you duck poker, you. I know people who control the chocolate trade in this state (Frango's especially), and I will not hesitate to use my power.
I knew it! I knew it! He's Saddam's twin separated at birth! He's PURE EVIL! He's willing to start a war to prevent us from having our chocolates! I'm sending Oompa-Loompas in to beat Robb-Mr. Slugworth with swizzle sticks!
Francine wrote:
I am using my powers here to unban the banning of chocolate at Common Ground. In banning chocolate, even for one day, we are taking rights away from our posters and lurkers alike. We must rise to the call! We must eat whatever chocolate we want! We know our rights, and will not let them be violated.
(chanting while shaking my fist in the air) Chocolates! Chocolates! Chocolates! Woe to the anti-chocolate infidels! Chocolates!
Amy wrote:
Robb, I am with you on the banning. I don't like chocolate, yet everywhere I go on CG, I am forced to look at, smell, and taste chocolate. Let some of us chocolate abstainers have a day, pleeeeeeese. Just one small day....
AAAuuggghhh! (clutches my chest in pain) Robb has brainwashed Amy! (drops a balloon filled with chocolate milk on Amy)hehehehehe....
Ajax wrote:
Some things you just gotta stand up for, Robb. I don't eat chocolate every day, but the thought of not having it available is abhorent, and tears at the very fabric of my existance on this mortal coil, or something nearly as pompous.
Ohhh (sniffle) If I take out my contact lens, have Ajax stand in front of a huge flag wearing a military uniform bought from a thrift store, He looks just like Patton coming to crush dictators like Robb! (patriotic music swells and I wipe away a tear from my face)
Coastal wrote:
If you ask me, this is an evil plot!
(tiptoe over to Coastal asleep on a couch in Ahnalira's chat room and whips out a black permanment marker) Heheheheh....(carefully paints a Hitler mustache on his upper lip) Serves him right! (sneaks out)
Mary wrote:
I just noticed that the resident chocolate thief is missing in action.
JANIE where are you? What have you done with the second vat of chocolate?
Eeeep! They're looking for me! (digs faster) I gotta dig a hole so I could bury this chest full of chocolates before they can get their paws on it!
Francine wrote:
Oh Janie, if only we had the chance to say farewell.
Now, who is willing to climb up into the crow's nest, and get Janie's stash. She surely won't be needing it anymore.
(sees something) What in the world Francine is doing in my crow's nest? (pulls out a telescope and peers through it to take a closer look) HEY! She's stealing my chocolates! I stole them fair and square from her pantry and she's stealing them? Ohhhh! She's gonna PAY!
Ajax wrote:
So this is as good a time as any for ol' Ajax to bunker up and strap on his helmet. I don't want to be vulnerable when she gets wind of this thread.
He needs another "clang" to his head!
Crank wrote:
If I were LL (which I'm not) I would check my suitcase.
Noooo check Francine's suitcases first! I SAW her at CRT and she was carrying two BIG suitcases!
well! I'm off to Goofy's Huge board! (takes off running)
Janie
The Curb Kicker
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