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TrpltJanie
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Registered: Aug 2002
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Posted 02-05-03 01:43 PM
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Francine wrote:
You mean the only vat of chocolate that we have? You mean the very vat that was victim to the thong incident?
You do trust me, don't you Janie?
Francine
NO! That trust was breached when I *saw* you come out of Cinderella's Royal Banquet carrying two suitcases and you had a line of chocolate around your lips! Who in their right mind would take a suitcase or two to CRT?
You better step up to the plate and tell me where is the second vat of chocolate? Don't you DARE dance around the issue because (screeching) I'm the Curb Queen!
WHERE IS THAT SECOND VAT OF CHOCOLATE?!
[Edited by TrpltJanie]
Janie
The Curb Kicker
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Ajax
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Posted 02-05-03 01:46 PM
Whew! I thought
this was another of Janies 'I know what you did, I
know who you are, and You're Gonna Get It!
threads. I'm so relieved! 
Did you see me at EPCOT on New Years Eve? I was wearing a yellow poncho...
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Francine
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Posted 02-05-03 02:04 PM
I have no idea what you are talking about. Me? CRT? Suitcase?
I did not have chocolate at CRT.
To my recollection there is only one vat of chocolate. I do not recall at this time there being a second vat of chocolate.
I have information from a reliable source, confirmed by another reliable source, that Crank's thong did indeed fall into the only vat of chocolate. My selfless goal is to protect innocents like yourself from such affects as can be caused by consuming chocolate from said vat.
Do I need an attorney?
Francine
Come and visit my other home on the internet Our Laughing Place
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annie
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Registered: Aug 2002
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Posted 02-05-03 02:29 PM
what's funny about all this is that I've had the second vat of chocolate (thong free) all along and no one has even suspected a thing cuz I'm so quiet here in lurkland. Shhhhh!
"Are the fires of Hell a-glowing? Is the grisly reaper mowing? Who can provide the world with the answer to these pressing questions?"
"The candy man can," Rumsfeld added grimly.
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Francine
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Posted 02-05-03 03:04 PM
=====shoves annie into a closet=====
I do not see anyone here that knows of any second vat of chocolate. From what I have been able to determine, the rumors of a second vat of chocolate are unfounded.
Francine
Come and visit my other home on the internet Our Laughing Place
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Robey
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Registered: Aug 2002
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Posted 02-05-03 03:13 PM
quote:
Ajax wrote:
Whew! I thought this was another of Janies 'I know
what you did, I know who you are, and You're
Gonna Get It! threads. I'm so relieved!
OMG, me too!
I always wondered why somebody didn't do something about that. Then I realized I was somebody. --Lily Tomlin
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Francine
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Posted 02-05-03 03:17 PM
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Robey wrote:
OMG, me too!
Apparently you and Ajax really do not understand how important this chocolate issue is to Janie.
Francine
Come and visit my other home on the internet Our Laughing Place
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Robey
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Posted 02-05-03 03:27 PM
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Francine wrote:
Apparently you and Ajax really do not understand how important this chocolate issue is to Janie. Francine
Apparently not.
I always wondered why somebody didn't do something about that. Then I realized I was somebody. --Lily Tomlin
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TrpltJanie
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Posts: 1661
Registered: Aug 2002
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Posted 02-05-03 06:28 PM
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Robey wrote:
Apparently not.
(wailing like Mary Tyler Moore gal in Dick Van Dye show)
How could you be so meeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaan?!
Janie
The Curb Kicker
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Robin
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Posts: 940
Registered: Aug 2002
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Posted 02-05-03 07:05 PM
quote:
Ajax wrote:
Whew! I thought this was another of Janies 'I know
what you did, I know who you are, and You're
Gonna Get It! threads. I'm so relieved!
What Janie really meant to say was:
I know what you have.
I know where you hide it.
I'm going to eat it.
[Edited by Robin]
I toss my cookies for Disney.
I wonder what inspired this new Disney T-shirt? "I'm right. You're wrong. Any Questions?"
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TrpltJanie
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Registered: Aug 2002
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Posted 02-05-03 07:27 PM
(shining a bright light in Annie's face) WHERE IS THE SECOND VAT OF CHOCOLATE?
No?
(snaps finger) Okay...(gets out of a boat, walks over to a podium, and pushes a red button) Bye bye Annie (waves at hogtied Annie)....maybe another trip through Small World will get you to tell me....
WHERE YOU HID THE SECOND VAT OF CHOCOLATE!
(waves at Annie again) Buh-bye! I'll be waiting when you get back!
(evil cackle!)
Janie
The Curb Kicker
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TrpltJanie
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Posted 02-05-03 07:27 PM
quote:
Robin wrote:
What Janie really meant to say was:
I know what you have.
I know where you hide it.
I'm going to eat it.
[Edited by Robin]
That is RIGHT!
Janie
The Curb Kicker
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annie
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Posts: 321
Registered: Aug 2002
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Posted 02-05-03 07:57 PM
what Janie doesn't know is that I studied under a guy who studied under a guy who was Houdini's second cousin once removed. Also I loooove Small World, in fact I videoed the entire ride so I can watch it over and over and over ...
mmm, chocolate by the VAT sure is tasty...
"Are the fires of Hell a-glowing? Is the grisly reaper mowing? Who can provide the world with the answer to these pressing questions?"
"The candy man can," Rumsfeld added grimly.
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Lunarlady
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Registered: Aug 2002
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Posted 02-05-03 08:20 PM
Well I have intercepted phone calls from people talking French (so you HAVE to rely on my interpretation of what they're saying) who were ordered to destroy any evidence of chocolate before Francine shows up.
I have further evidence of grainy satellite photos showing:
A). The chocolate storage facilities surrounded by trucks that proves the chocolate was moved to an undisclosed location.
B). The "sanitized" chocolate storage facilities just moments before Francines car turned into the driveway. (see the VW bug? NO! That's NOT a june bug, that's Francine's car and you'll just have to take my word for it)
C). Top secret chocolate-making mobile facilities. Yes, they look like regular semi's to the naked eye, but be assured that a chocolate-defector (who shall not be named to protect their innocence - I'll just look at the party and whistle) assures us that they are, INDEED, chocolate-making mobile facilities.
::looks at ****** and whistles::
Edited to add that it wasn't Ajax after all...it was
one of his 8 look-alikes.
[Edited by Lunarlady]
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Francine
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Posted 02-05-03 09:35 PM
quote:
Lunarlady wrote:
Well I have intercepted phone calls from people talking French (so you HAVE to rely on my interpretation of what they're saying) who were ordered to destroy any evidence of chocolate before Francine shows up.
I have further evidence of grainy satellite photos showing:
A). The chocolate storage facilities surrounded by trucks that proves the chocolate was moved to an undisclosed location.
B). The "sanitized" chocolate storage facilities just moments before Francines car turned into the driveway. (see the VW bug? NO! That's NOT a june bug, that's Francine's car and you'll just have to take my word for it)
C). Top secret chocolate-making mobile facilities. Yes, they look like regular semi's to the naked eye, but be assured that a chocolate-defector (who shall not be named to protect their innocence - I'll just look at the party and whistle) assures us that they are, INDEED, chocolate-making mobile facilities.
::looks at ****** and whistles::
Edited to add that it wasn't Ajax after all...it
was one of his 8 look-alikes.
[Edited by Lunarlady]
LOL! LL, you crack me up! Have fun packing.
Francine
Come and visit my other home on the internet Our Laughing Place
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VanBrujah
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Registered: Sep 2002
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Posted 02-05-03 09:43 PM
Check out this link...you will understand completely.
I think someone has some explaining to do....
http://www.onion.com/onion3903/un_o...ders_wonka.html
VB
I wouldn't F*@k RiRi with KUH'S Di@k!
and now, name that quote:
"What the F*@k?
You mean you found out I did it?
You can't post that!
I'M TELLING!!"
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Robin
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Registered: Aug 2002
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Posted 02-05-03 09:54 PM
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VanBrujah wrote:
Check out this link...you will understand completely.
I think someone has some explaining to do....
http://www.onion.com/onion3903/un_o...ders_wonka.html
VB
Well THAT explains why the Feds have been too busy to round us up.
I toss my cookies for Disney.
I wonder what inspired this new Disney T-shirt? "I'm right. You're wrong. Any Questions?"
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Lunarlady
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Registered: Aug 2002
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Posted 02-05-03 09:56 PM
I wasn't involved in that particular conspiracy. I'm totally innocent! LOL!!!
Thanks for the link, VB!
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Francine
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Posted 02-05-03 10:58 PM
I do not know Willy Wonka, nor was I involved with anything to do with his chocolate factories.
All Janie saw me carrying were suitcases, and they were empty.
Francine
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TrpltJanie
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Registered: Aug 2002
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Posted 02-05-03 11:23 PM
quote:
VanBrujah wrote:
Check out this link...you will understand completely.
I think someone has some explaining to do....
http://www.onion.com/onion3903/un_o...ders_wonka.html
VB
VB!! So Francine is conspiring WITH Willy Wonka? Oh I KNEW IT! I knew it! I knew it! She was evasive and rude. She needs to step up to the plate and tell me.
Where is that second vat of chocolates!
Janie
The Curb Kicker
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TrpltJanie
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Posted 02-05-03 11:31 PM
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annie wrote:
what Janie doesn't know is that I studied under a guy who studied under a guy who was Houdini's second cousin once removed. Also I loooove Small World, in fact I videoed the entire ride so I can watch it over and over and over ...
mmm, chocolate by the VAT sure is tasty...
Well...well...Annie's boat should be coming out of Small World room by now. (looks at my watch) She's taking awfully long time. (looks at my watch again) The ride is like what (looks at my watch again) 2 minutes? What is going on?! (sees something) Wait....
AAAAAUUUGGGGGHHHHHH! The boat is empty! Where did Annie go? (jumps in the water and dog paddles like mad toward the Small World room) I MUST stop her before she moves the vat and then pretend that it was never there in the first place. (spits out water) Yech!
(climbs up on the platform, wrings the water out of my clothes for a bit and then I stare at the singing dolls)
Waaaaiiit a minute! I know where she hid it!
(grabs a doll, pops off its head, and looks inside) Nope...nothing else (repeats the same thing with different dolls)
AAAAAUUUGGGGHHHH!
Who put Crank's thong inside that doll? I touched that doll! I gotta put acid on my hands to burn off that memory of holding that evil doll!
Janie
The Curb Kicker
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TrpltJanie
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Posted 02-05-03 11:33 PM
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Lunarlady wrote:
I wasn't involved in that particular conspiracy. I'm totally innocent! LOL!!!
Thanks for the link, VB!
DON'T BET ON IT! I'm naming you as number one CHOCOLATE FELON!
Janie
The Curb Kicker
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TrpltJanie
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Posted 02-05-03 11:34 PM
quote:
Lunarlady wrote:
Well I have intercepted phone calls from people talking French (so you HAVE to rely on my interpretation of what they're saying) who were ordered to destroy any evidence of chocolate before Francine shows up.
I have further evidence of grainy satellite photos showing:
A). The chocolate storage facilities surrounded by trucks that proves the chocolate was moved to an undisclosed location.
B). The "sanitized" chocolate storage facilities just moments before Francines car turned into the driveway. (see the VW bug? NO! That's NOT a june bug, that's Francine's car and you'll just have to take my word for it)
C). Top secret chocolate-making mobile facilities. Yes, they look like regular semi's to the naked eye, but be assured that a chocolate-defector (who shall not be named to protect their innocence - I'll just look at the party and whistle) assures us that they are, INDEED, chocolate-making mobile facilities.
::looks at ****** and whistles::
Edited to add that it wasn't Ajax after all...it
was one of his 8 look-alikes.
[Edited by Lunarlady]
(stands by a lone street lamp wearing hot pink bathroom with bear paw slippers) Sooo (looks around) How much money do you want for this info?
LL---I fell off of the chair laughing so hard!
Janie
Janie
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Lunarlady
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Posted 02-06-03 07:54 AM
I'm glad you liked it, Janie. I needed a bit of humor to offset the grave discussions yesterday.
My new siggie is in honor of Francine. I know if the
Iraqi's use this, she's a goner. 
A whole week of peaceful bliss, beginning with a giggle
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hnt
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Posted 02-06-03 07:55 AM
If you want the real scoop on the scandal, meet deeply chocolate in the underground car park at 9pm 
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TrpltJanie
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Posted 02-06-03 09:57 AM
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hnt wrote:
If you want the real scoop on the scandal, meet deeply chocolate in the underground car park at 9pm
Okay....How would I know it is you, not some kind of Francine zombie?
Janie
The Curb Kicker
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Lunarlady
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Posted 02-06-03 10:05 AM
Sorry, Janie. Already met Deeply Chocolate in the underground car park at 9:00pm. Ate him.
My apologies to the board.
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Francine
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Posted 02-06-03 10:14 AM
Janie, get off it, already. You have no proof of a second vat of chocolate. All you have is one person, annie, who says she has seen it. She could say anything.
And, as for thinking LL is involved, well here is my comment on that. I did not have chocolate with that woman. We may have discussed chocolate at one time or another, but we did not, I repeat, we did not have chocolate together.
Francine
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Lunarlady
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Posted 02-06-03 10:18 AM
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Francine wrote:
And, as for thinking LL is involved, well here is my comment on that. I did not have chocolate with that woman. We may have discussed chocolate at one time or another, but we did not, I repeat, we did not have chocolate together.
Francine
I have to confirm this statement. Francine and I never, at any time, had chocolate together.
I'm well aware of Francine's obsession for chocolate and glady turn over all chocolate in my possession to her.
I can always get more later.
Chocolate is abundant and there will always chocolate for everyone who desires it.
The underground man, however, is history. I got hungry.
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annie
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Posted 02-06-03 10:56 AM
quote:
Francine wrote:
Janie, get off it, already. You have no proof of a second vat of chocolate. All you have is one person, annie, who says she has seen it. She could say anything.
The second vat has been transported to a secure location where it will remain until I get a craving. And if you don't believe me, well, sure makes hiding it easier for me, doesn't it? Bwahaha!
Thanks for the Onion link, VB!
"Are the fires of Hell a-glowing? Is the grisly reaper mowing? Who can provide the world with the answer to these pressing questions?"
"The candy man can," Rumsfeld added grimly.
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