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Parker
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Posts: 493
Registered: Sep 2002
 Posted 02-04-03 04:17 PM                
Food network starts "Chocolate Week" at 8pm EST next Sunday.
Speak your mind, but ride a fast horse.
Mary
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Posts: 465
Registered: Aug 2002
 Posted 02-04-03 04:28 PM                
Parker, whatever gave you the idea that anyone here would be interested in chocolate?
Mary
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Robb
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Posts: 423
Registered: Sep 2002
 Posted 02-04-03 04:41 PM                
quote:
Parker wrote:
Food network starts "Chocolate Week" at 8pm EST next Sunday.



Well, that will pretty much kill traffic here.
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TrpltJanie
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Posts: 1661
Registered: Aug 2002
 Posted 02-04-03 05:58 PM                
(drooling) Choooooocoooolaaaaaaaaate.........
Janie

The Curb Kicker
Crank
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Posts: 1957
Registered: Aug 2002
 Posted 02-04-03 06:13 PM                
quote:
TrpltJanie wrote:
(drooling) Choooooocoooolaaaaaaaaate.........



But Janie, you drool anyway...
I like persons better than principles, and I like persons with no principles better than anything else in the world.
Oscar Wilde, The Picture of Dorian Gray, 1891

BOYCOTT FRENCH TOAST, GERMAN SAUSAGE AND BELGIAN CHOCOLATES

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Parker
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Posts: 493
Registered: Sep 2002
 Posted 02-04-03 07:09 PM                
quote:
Mary wrote:
Parker, whatever gave you the idea that anyone here would be interested in chocolate?



Lucky guess?
Speak your mind, but ride a fast horse.
TrpltJanie
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Posts: 1661
Registered: Aug 2002
 Posted 02-04-03 07:42 PM                
quote:
Crank wrote:


But Janie, you drool anyway...



That reminds me....I gotta stop at a lobster restaurant and swipe some more of their plastic bibs. Can't drool on my brand new sofa and carpet while I watch the food network.


Chooooocooooooolaaaaaaaattteeee! (Six Million dollar man theme music plays as I run in slo-mo and jump into a vat of warm, gooey chocolate)


glug.....glug......glug.....


(sploosh)


(I look to see what it is and instantly screams bloody murder)



AAAAauuuugggggghhhhhhhhhhhh! It's Crank's thong! (Jaws theme plays) Crank's thong! (gets sucked in for a moment but fights back to the surface) It is Crank's thong! It is ....

aaaaaallliiiiiiiiiiiivvveeeee!


(I vanishes into the chocolate soup and the chocolate 'burps')




Janie

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Mike
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Posts: 318
Registered: Aug 2002
 Posted 02-04-03 09:09 PM                
I'm NOT eating any chocolate that has Crank's thong in it. Even if it is chocolate.
Somebody there is playing with a kinked slinky!
Francine
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Posts: 1309
Registered: Aug 2002
 Posted 02-04-03 09:34 PM                
quote:
Mike wrote:
I'm NOT eating any chocolate that has Crank's thong in it. Even if it is chocolate.



Psst, Mikey, come here. Now don't tell Janie this, okay?

We let her think Crank's thong was in the chocolate, so that she won't eat it. So, not to worry, this chocolate is the real deal, thong free.

Francine
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Mike
Cast Member

Posts: 318
Registered: Aug 2002
 Posted 02-04-03 09:44 PM                
LOL! I can't even read that message without thinking in Elmer Fudd! I keep reading "Thong Fwee" or "Fong three"!

I'm even reading with a lisp!!

(Ot-gay it on the oc-o-ay-ate-lay)!
Somebody there is playing with a kinked slinky!
TrpltJanie
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Posts: 1661
Registered: Aug 2002
 Posted 02-04-03 11:39 PM                
quote:
Mike wrote:
LOL! I can't even read that message without thinking in Elmer Fudd! I keep reading "Thong Fwee" or "Fong three"!

I'm even reading with a lisp!!

(Ot-gay it on the oc-o-ay-ate-lay)!




Whaaaaat?! I overheard you guys saying "Thong Fwee" and something about oc-o-ay.....something. (folds arms and stares at them)
Janie

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Mike
Cast Member

Posts: 318
Registered: Aug 2002
 Posted 02-05-03 12:19 PM                
Oh, nothing Janie. I just added to the thread on the KSC Memorial. Why don't you go over there and see what I wrote?
Somebody there is playing with a kinked slinky!
Lady
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Posts: 40
Registered: Sep 2002
 Posted 02-05-03 09:00 PM                
Thanks for the tip!
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You gotta take the call!
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