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TrpltJanie
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Posted 02-04-03 11:23 AM
Janie
The Curb Kicker
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Lunarlady
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Posts: 1629
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Posted 02-04-03 11:52 AM
To that knife-wielding guy in Scream:
I now know what you did.
I now know who was involved.
I now know who you are really like.
Don't even think of coming after me next because
I have a gun and I'm not afraid to use it! 
A whole week of peaceful bliss, beginning with a giggle
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TrpltJanie
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Posted 02-04-03 12:29 PM
quote:
Lunarlady wrote:
To that knife-wielding guy in Scream:
I now know what you did.
I now know who was involved.
I now know who you are really like.
Don't even think of coming after me next
because I have a gun and I'm not afraid to use it!
HEY!I thought the second gunman on the grassy knoll was the culprit in "Scream"!
Sheeeeeesh!
Janie
The Curb Kicker
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Scarlet
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Registered: Aug 2002
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Posted 02-04-03 01:07 PM
Remind me never to get on Janie's bad side....
I know what you did ...
I know where you Shop...
i know where you keep your chocolates......
I know you go to Disney World.......
lol I get a kick out of you Janie you get pissy but in a nice sort of way , Not Like me I must be related to LL because I can be a F*%(#(# B**Ch too!
When you wish upon a star......
If the star listens you get to go to Walt Disney World. Apparently my stars don't hear me .
 the wonderful blinkie is from www.disneycafe.com/ visit them they have great blinkies!
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Lunarlady
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Posted 02-04-03 01:07 PM
All I know is that the third version of ANYTHING is a prequel and all bets are off.
A whole week of peaceful bliss, beginning with a giggle
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Robey
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Registered: Aug 2002
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Posted 02-04-03 02:18 PM
I always wondered why somebody didn't do something about that. Then I realized I was somebody. --Lily Tomlin
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VanBrujah
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Registered: Sep 2002
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Posted 02-04-03 03:33 PM
quote:
TrpltJanie wrote:
(tugs my ear like Carol Burnett)
[Edited by TrpltJanie]
Better watch it!
Carol Burnett sued the ASS off of Mad Magazine, and one of the tabloid papers, too, over an ear tugging joke.
Better make sure doesn't come out of her drunken stupor, or gets out from underneath KUH long enough to report you!
VB
I wouldn't F*@k RiRi with KUH'S Di@k!
and now, name that quote:
"What the F*@k?
You mean you found out I did it?
You can't post that!
I'M TELLING!!"
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TrpltJanie
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Posted 02-04-03 03:48 PM
quote:
VanBrujah wrote:
Better watch it!
Carol Burnett sued the ASS off of Mad Magazine, and one of the tabloid papers, too, over an ear tugging joke.
Better make sure doesn't come out of her drunken stupor, or gets out from underneath KUH long enough to report you!
VB
(blinks) BRING IT ON!
Janie
The Curb Kicker
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Robey
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Posted 02-04-03 03:48 PM
quote:
VanBrujah wrote:
.....or gets out from underneath KUH long enough to report you! VB
Doh!
I always wondered why somebody didn't do something about that. Then I realized I was somebody. --Lily Tomlin
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TrpltJanie
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Registered: Aug 2002
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Posted 02-04-03 03:56 PM
Janie
The Curb Kicker
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TrpltJanie
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Posted 02-04-03 03:57 PM
quote:
Scarlet wrote:
I can be a F*%(#(# B**Ch too!
Can you teach me?? 
Janie
The Curb Kicker
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Lunarlady
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Posted 02-04-03 04:04 PM
Can't be taught. Must be born like this.
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TrpltJanie
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Posted 02-04-03 04:06 PM
quote:
Lunarlady wrote:
Can't be taught. Must be born like this.
Awwwwww DAMN!
Janie
The Curb Kicker
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Scarlet
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Posted 02-04-03 04:12 PM
Yes you must be born with the B**** gene you either have it or you don't . You can develop your potential but you shall never reach full F****** B**** mood. I tell my husband it is lucky one of us has B****. I was actually just called that yesterday by a so called friend of my husbands, oh well he was sorry he started with me.
You Janie are one of the semi-sweet ones 
( No Francine not semi sweet chocolate). you can be
a B**** but it still comes off in a nice way
When you wish upon a star......
If the star listens you get to go to Walt Disney World. Apparently my stars don't hear me .
the wonderful blinkie is from www.disneycafe.com/ visit them they have great blinkies!
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Robey
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Posted 02-04-03 04:50 PM
I always wondered why somebody didn't do something about that. Then I realized I was somebody. --Lily Tomlin
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Crank
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Registered: Aug 2002
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Posted 02-04-03 06:25 PM
IIRC a bitch is somebody who has her way with everybody.
A slut is somebody who has her way with everybody but you.
IT'S A JOKE!!!!
I like persons better than principles, and I like persons with no principles better than anything else in the world.
Oscar Wilde, The Picture of Dorian Gray, 1891
BOYCOTT FRENCH TOAST, GERMAN SAUSAGE AND BELGIAN CHOCOLATES
Crank-->
All Content is © the Poster and is to be considered Intellectual Property. All Rights Reserved. Though Brilliant, Breathtaking and Extrememly Well Written the Content contained herein is Opinion and Opinion only.
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Francine
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Posted 02-04-03 06:28 PM
quote:
Crank wrote:
IIRC a bitch is somebody who has her way with everybody.
A slut is somebody who has her way with everybody but you.
IT'S A JOKE!!!!
Are you talking to me?
And, what does that make a b****y s**t?
Francine
Come and visit my other home on the internet Our Laughing Place
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TrpltJanie
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Posted 02-04-03 07:02 PM
quote:
Francine wrote:
Are you talking to me?
And, what does that make a b****y s**t?
Francine
AAAAUUGGGGHHHHH!!!! Somebody corrupted our dear and sweet Francine!!
Look what you two did, LL and Scarlet!
Janie
The Curb Kicker
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Crank
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Posted 02-04-03 07:18 PM
quote:
Francine wrote:
Are you talking to me?
And, what does that make a b****y s**t?
Francine
LOL! I thought you were spelling baby sh*t...
BTW I wouldn't DARE talk that way to you!
I like persons better than principles, and I like persons with no principles better than anything else in the world.
Oscar Wilde, The Picture of Dorian Gray, 1891
BOYCOTT FRENCH TOAST, GERMAN SAUSAGE AND BELGIAN CHOCOLATES
Crank-->
All Content is © the Poster and is to be considered Intellectual Property. All Rights Reserved. Though Brilliant, Breathtaking and Extrememly Well Written the Content contained herein is Opinion and Opinion only.
ib4cruzn at charter dot net
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Francine
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Posted 02-04-03 07:35 PM
This story will give all of you something to think about! 
In my younger days I used to party it up with the best of them. I had, and in fact still have, a friend named Roberta. We would go out in my orange VW, and try to make all the local last calls! We had this nickname for each other, that we would call each other when we were checking out guys. One time in particular, we were at the beach, and this nickname really took hold.
We would call each other F. W., hey were initials that stood for two words, f***ing wh***.
Somebody get Crank the smelling salts.
At one time Roberta moved to Florida. We would write each other letters. Remember those days, before emails? You had to actually write the letter, and address the envleope? Well, when we would put our names, we always ended the name with F. W., as if it was some type of title. My maiden name was Gleason, so my title was Francine Gleason F. W.
Fast forward to me meeting Tim, whose last name is Weinandy. I married him. Now my initials are F. W.!
Roberta says I planned it that way, so I could officially always be a F. W.
Just when you think you knew me, huh?
Francine
Come and visit my other home on the internet Our Laughing Place
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Crank
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Posted 02-04-03 07:48 PM
Great.
Robb? Anything you wanna tell me?
I like persons better than principles, and I like persons with no principles better than anything else in the world.
Oscar Wilde, The Picture of Dorian Gray, 1891
BOYCOTT FRENCH TOAST, GERMAN SAUSAGE AND BELGIAN CHOCOLATES
Crank-->
All Content is © the Poster and is to be considered Intellectual Property. All Rights Reserved. Though Brilliant, Breathtaking and Extrememly Well Written the Content contained herein is Opinion and Opinion only.
ib4cruzn at charter dot net
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TrpltJanie
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Posted 02-04-03 07:51 PM
quote:
Francine wrote:
Fast forward to me meeting Tim, whose last name is Weinandy. I married him. Now my initials are F. W.!
Roberta says I planned it that way, so I could officially always be a F. W.
Just when you think you knew me, huh?
Francine
(stares at Francine with my lower jaw on the floor)
(recovers and starts screeching)
Scaaaaarrrrleeeeeeeet! What did you do to her?? (points at LL) Whadda about you woman?! (waves arms around wildly) Did you two perform some kind of VOODOO like those stuff (dancing around like a savage)on FRANCINE?! Did you (grabs my throat and starts pretend-choking) put something in her chocolate that caused this drastic change in personality? Did you........
GASP!
(grabs a fondue fork and makes a beeline for Francine's bedroom and screeches "I'm gonna find you!" and slams the door behind me)
THUD!
CRASH!
OOF!
THWACK!
BANG!
(screeching "Diiiiiiieeeeeeeeee!")
THUMP!
(comes out of the room)
Oooohhh boy! That was CLOSE! I found the culpirt who was brainwashing Francine. (whips out the fondue fork from behind my back)
See! (points at something on the fork)
Crank's evil thong!
Janie
The Curb Kicker
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Crank
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Posted 02-04-03 07:55 PM
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VanBrujah wrote:
Better make sure doesn't come out of her drunken stupor, or gets out from underneath KUH long enough to report you!
VB
I believe would be on top with his knack for f***ing
up...
I like persons better than principles, and I like persons with no principles better than anything else in the world.
Oscar Wilde, The Picture of Dorian Gray, 1891
BOYCOTT FRENCH TOAST, GERMAN SAUSAGE AND BELGIAN CHOCOLATES
Crank-->
All Content is © the Poster and is to be considered Intellectual Property. All Rights Reserved. Though Brilliant, Breathtaking and Extrememly Well Written the Content contained herein is Opinion and Opinion only.
ib4cruzn at charter dot net
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Lunarlady
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Posted 02-04-03 08:09 PM
quote:
TrpltJanie wrote:
(points at LL) Whadda about you woman?! (waves arms around wildly) Did you two perform some kind of VOODOO like those stuff (dancing around like a savage)on FRANCINE?!
I guess you could say that sooner or later I rub off on EVERYBODY!
OK.....that was bad. I know. Sorry.
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**edited to add a little "sickey" smiley for those that feel the need**
[Edited by Lunarlady]
A whole week of peaceful bliss, beginning with a giggle
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AmyA
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Posted 02-04-03 08:26 PM
AmyA
I am a peon who has been kicked to the curb
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Lunarlady
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Posted 02-04-03 08:34 PM
A whole week of peaceful bliss, beginning with a giggle
and ending with a kiss. |
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AmyA
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Posts: 104
Registered: Aug 2002
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Posted 02-04-03 08:38 PM
AmyA
I am a peon who has been kicked to the curb
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Lunarlady
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Posted 02-04-03 08:44 PM
Ah....missed that one. I had no clue who these people were so I just skimmed over it.
In any case, I would think you'd be happy because Janie's got it out of her system finally. Some people never get it out of their systems and it festers there until they become dried-up old busybodies who can only re-hash the past and have no clue how to surge forward in their own glory. Sooner or later they forget how to be wonderful, fascinating human beings and become old crabs who have nothing better to do than discuss the comings and goings of others who do have a life.
My advice? Let it go like Janie did. Janie needed some public publication to release this poison from her system and I (for one) don't really care if she does it in the Outback. If it was bothering the board admins, they'd say something about it.
Heck, now that I think about it, even if it WAS
bothering the board admins, I think they'd probably
still let the post stand because this isn't a website
that holds to censoring and deleting posts. It's one
the things I like most about Common Ground.
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AmyA
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Posted 02-04-03 08:51 PM
quote:
Lunarlady wrote:
My advice? Let it go like Janie did. Janie needed some public publication to release this poison from her system and I (for one) don't really care if she does it in the Outback. If it was bothering the board admins, they'd say something about it.
LL, I let go of it long ago---that doesn't mean that I can't be upset when someone is spreading lies about and antagonizing me. And, BTW--I never asked an admin to remove her post--that's just not me.
[Edited by AmyA]
AmyA
I am a peon who has been kicked to the curb
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Robb
Super Moderator
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Posted 02-04-03 08:51 PM
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Crank wrote:
Great.
Robb? Anything you wanna tell me?
I like nude beaches.
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