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Tink *~*~*
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Posts: 1066
Registered: Aug 2002
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Posted 02-01-03 08:03 PM
A woman, pregnant with triplets was walking down the street when a masked
robber runs out of a bank and shoots her three times in the abdomen.
Luckily the babies were okay. The surgeon decides to leave the bullets in
because it's too risky to operate. She gives birth to two healthy
daughters
and a healthy son.
They were fine for 16 years, and then one daughter walked into the room in
tears. "What's wrong?" asks the mother. "I was urinating and this bullet
came out," replied the daughter. The mother tells her it's! okay and
explains what happened 16 years ago.
About a week later the second daughter walked into the room in tears.
"Mom, I was urinating and this bullet came out." Again the mother tells
her
not to worry and explained what happened 16 years ago.
A week later her son walked into the room in tears. "It's okay," says the
Mom, "I know what happened. . ..you were urinating and a bullet came out."
"No," says the boy, "I was masturbating and I shot the dog!"
Tink *~*~*
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TrpltJanie
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Posts: 1661
Registered: Aug 2002
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Posted 02-01-03 08:15 PM
Tink...
THUD!
Janie
The Curb Kicker
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Francine
Super Moderator
Posts: 1309
Registered: Aug 2002
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Posted 02-01-03 08:36 PM
Laughing, right out loud, and I mean tears are rolling down my cheeks!
Tink, that was funny! There is nothing like humor to make me feel better!
Francine
Come and visit my other home on the internet Our Laughing Place
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Livda T. Nirtom
Cast Member
Posts: 34
Registered: Dec 2002
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Posted 02-01-03 08:46 PM
That was a good one!
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Lunarlady
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Posts: 1629
Registered: Aug 2002
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Posted 02-02-03 04:55 AM
 
Good one, Tink!
A whole week of peaceful bliss, beginning with a giggle
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fabdisbabe
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Posts: 382
Registered: Aug 2002
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Posted 02-03-03 02:50 AM
Classic.
Fab
DISNEYMATIC!!
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