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Tink *~*~*
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Posted 01-30-03 03:40 PM
Why does the girl humpy smiley look like she has a tail?
Doesn't a tail present a challenge to the boy humpy smiley?
What are the mechanics of getting around the tail challenge?
Why aren't I working?
Enquiring minds want to know!
Edited to add: Why does the boy humpy smiley have a flat head? Is this related somehow to the activity at hand?
[Edited by Tink *~*~*]
Tink *~*~*
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Lunarlady
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Registered: Aug 2002
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Posted 01-30-03 03:50 PM
quote:
Tink *~*~* wrote:
Why does the girl humpy smiley look like she has a tail?
Because the boy humpy smiley is into kinky things.
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Tink *~*~* wrote: Doesn't a tail present a challenge to the boy humpy smiley?
Nope. He kinda likes it.
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Tink *~*~* wrote: What are the mechanics of getting around the tail challenge?
Make sure it's flat first. (He looks like he's goin' at it from the top) The other thing could be that it's a longer tail than what we're seeing and the rest of it, well.....do you really want me to describe that?
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Tink *~*~* wrote: Why aren't I working?
You're asking me?
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Tink *~*~* wrote: Edited to add: Why does the boy humpy smiley have a flat head? Is this related somehow to the activity at hand?
His head is flat because we're watching them mate in an enclosed area. You see, this picture is actually blown up 1,000 times from the microscopic size they really are. I suspect these guys are in someone's water bottle.
Humpy smileys can be found in your pillows, mattresses,
sofas, car seats, wherever humping occurs. Humpy smileys
come from men and/or women and won't wash out no matter
what. They just mate forever until you buy a new pillow,
mattress, sofa, car, chair, rug, shower curtain, chandelier...oops,
TMI. Let's just say they last forever and that's Oooh-TAY!
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Tink *~*~*
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Posted 01-30-03 05:50 PM
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Lunarlady wrote:
I suspect these guys are in someone's water bottle.
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Contents of water bottle now all over screen, keyboard...oh, no, contamination! You think NAV can catch them?
Tink *~*~*
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Dsorcerer
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Posts: 450
Registered: Aug 2002
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Posted 01-30-03 07:53 PM
Personally, tail has never been an issue...I have never seen one on my hunny...but I sure likes it when she gives me some.
"After all is said and done, usually more is said than done"
"You can put a computer to sleep, but you can't kill it"
"Computers are better than Ex-wives because after you give it a hard boot, it has forgotten the last bad thing you did to it"
"Pull this finger, and I make a sound"
"some people see the glass as half empty, some as half full, I see a glass that is just too darn big for the beverage"
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Dsorcerer
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Posted 01-30-03 07:54 PM
I don't believe I just said that!
"After all is said and done, usually more is said than done"
"You can put a computer to sleep, but you can't kill it"
"Computers are better than Ex-wives because after you give it a hard boot, it has forgotten the last bad thing you did to it"
"Pull this finger, and I make a sound"
"some people see the glass as half empty, some as half full, I see a glass that is just too darn big for the beverage"
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Magenta
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Posts: 44
Registered: Aug 2002
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Posted 01-30-03 09:36 PM
Why do you assume that they're a boy and a girl smiley? If they're both boy smileys, that might explain the "tail."
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Tink *~*~*
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Posts: 1066
Registered: Aug 2002
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Posted 01-30-03 10:10 PM
Point taken. I am programmed to respond to the standard pink and blue color schemes applied to babies for gender identification while they are still in their amorphous blob stage. Therefore the assumption is that the pink humpy smiley is a girl, and the blue one is a boy.
Tink *~*~*
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Crank
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Posts: 1957
Registered: Aug 2002
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Posted 01-31-03 11:57 AM
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Tink *~*~* wrote:
Point taken. I am programmed to respond to the standard pink and blue color schemes applied to babies for gender identification while they are still in their amorphous blob stage. Therefore the assumption is that the pink humpy smiley is a girl, and the blue one is a boy.
Aha! The pink smiley *could* be in drag...
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Lunarlady
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Posted 01-31-03 12:30 PM
As the originator of the smileys (on this board anyway), I have to give my flaming-heterosexual opinion that the pink smiley is a girl and the blue smiley is a boy.
My apologies to all the homosexuals out there, but
I feel if the flaming homosexuals can flaunt it, so
can I.
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Scarlet
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Posts: 1053
Registered: Aug 2002
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Posted 01-31-03 02:03 PM
quote:
Tink *~*~* wrote:
Why does the girl humpy smiley look like she has a tail?
Doesn't a tail present a challenge to the boy humpy smiley?
What are the mechanics of getting around the tail challenge?
Why aren't I working?
Enquiring minds want to know!
Edited to add: Why does the boy humpy smiley have a flat head? Is this related somehow to the activity at hand?
[Edited by Tink *~*~*]
I just had to try the humpty blobs myself , I am spending to much time comptemplating the baer situation that the queen brought up in a different post.
When you wish upon a star......
If the star listens you get to go to Walt Disney World. Apparently my stars don't hear me .
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Francine
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Posts: 1309
Registered: Aug 2002
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Posted 01-31-03 02:12 PM
quote:
Scarlet wrote:
I just had to try the humpty blobs myself , I am spending to much time comptemplating the baer situation that the queen brought up in a different post.
Yes, and I am glad you are taking my bear question seriously.
Francine
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