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Crank
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Posts: 1957
Registered: Aug 2002
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Posted 01-29-03 07:47 PM
Wanna drive the salesclerks crazy at Kmart (Big K)?
Go into the dressing room and wait until a clerk passes by. When she passes by say "Excuse me, did you know you're out of toilet paper?"
Trust me
I like persons better than principles, and I like persons with no principles better than anything else in the world.
Oscar Wilde, The Picture of Dorian Gray, 1891
BOYCOTT FRENCH TOAST, GERMAN SAUSAGE AND BELGIAN CHOCOLATES
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Robey
Cast Member
Posts: 1023
Registered: Aug 2002
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Posted 01-29-03 08:25 PM
quote:
Crank wrote:
Wanna drive the salesclerks crazy at Kmart (Big K)?
Go into the dressing room and wait until a clerk passes by. When she passes by say "Excuse me, did you know you're out of toilet paper?"
Trust me
I can not NOT respond to this.
But on the other hand, I am speechless!
I always wondered why somebody didn't do something about that. Then I realized I was somebody. --Lily Tomlin
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Dsorcerer
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Posts: 450
Registered: Aug 2002
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Posted 01-29-03 08:46 PM
Isn't that why you take clothes IN THERE with you?
"After all is said and done, usually more is said than done"
"You can put a computer to sleep, but you can't kill it"
"Computers are better than Ex-wives because after you give it a hard boot, it has forgotten the last bad thing you did to it"
"Pull this finger, and I make a sound"
"some people see the glass as half empty, some as half full, I see a glass that is just too darn big for the beverage"
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TrpltJanie
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Posts: 1661
Registered: Aug 2002
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Posted 01-29-03 09:00 PM
quote:
Dsorcerer wrote:
Isn't that why you take clothes IN THERE with you?
(whimpering)
I see dead clothes...
Janie
The Curb Kicker
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TrpltJanie
Cast Member
Posts: 1661
Registered: Aug 2002
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Posted 01-29-03 09:01 PM
Oh--I did the
"one cheeseburger but hold the cheese" at McDonald's
on a five dollar dare.
Janie
The Curb Kicker
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Karma
Cast Member
Posts: 344
Registered: Dec 2002
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Posted 01-29-03 09:35 PM
HAH! you're all laughing...but at work, we DID sometimes have people do a doody in the fitting rooms!
EEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKK!!!
What ARE people THINKING of sometimes?!?!?!
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Peace to all ducks
Don't forget to read my Poop Report...er...I mean my Trip Report
I poke ducks.
Ducks LIKE to be poked.
I am an expert duck poker.
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Robb
Super Moderator
Posts: 423
Registered: Sep 2002
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Posted 01-29-03 09:42 PM
quote:
TrpltJanie wrote:
Oh--I did the "one cheeseburger but hold the cheese"
at McDonald's on a five dollar dare.
I ordered a Wopper with Cheese, hold the meat.
Dad Extraordinaire
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Andy's Dad
Krispy Kreme Addict
Dog Named Walt
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Karma
Cast Member
Posts: 344
Registered: Dec 2002
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Posted 01-29-03 09:47 PM
quote:
Robb wrote:
I ordered a Wopper with Cheese, hold the meat.
I'm shocked.
I am too.
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Peace to all ducks
Don't forget to read my Poop Report...er...I mean my Trip Report
I poke ducks.
Ducks LIKE to be poked.
I am an expert duck poker.
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Dab
Cast Member
Posts: 536
Registered: Aug 2002
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Posted 01-29-03 11:58 PM
quote:
Crank wrote:
Wanna drive the salesclerks crazy at Kmart (Big K)?
Go into the dressing room and wait until a clerk passes by. When she passes by say "Excuse me, did you know you're out of toilet paper?"
Trust me
Wanna hear something funny? My daughter works at the BX on base in women's clothing and if you said that, you'd be escorted out by the SP's. They had to put signs in the dressing room that say "no urinating in the wastebaskets". People actually do go in there and use a trashcan to pee in! I was astonished when I first saw that sign and asked her and she said they use to do it all the time.
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Belle
Cast Member
Posts: 319
Registered: Aug 2002
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Posted 01-30-03 04:44 PM
quote:
Robb wrote:
I ordered a Wopper with Cheese, hold the meat.
Ok, I ordered a hamburger, with ketchup only, at the
drive-thru a while back and got a bun with just ketchup
on it, no meat. So I went in and asked where my burger
was and the kid said, "Oh, you just said you only
wanted ketchup..." I guess you have to be real specific
nowadays  "I'd
like a hamburger without mustard, pickles or onions...
but I still want a bun with a burger inside and some
ketchup on the bun's top lid on the inside, with a
wrapper on the outside and a bag to carry it in....
thank you."
{hugs}
Belle
The red cowboy hat chick
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