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Karma
Cast Member



Posts: 344
Registered: Dec 2002
 Posted 01-28-03 08:14 PM                
quote:
Crank wrote:


Sorry, that's my thong. I just had it waxed...



Crank,
Have you never heard of drycleaning?




But then...I suppose that might shrink it and we would NOT want to see you in a shunken THONG!

OMG! Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo *shaking her head dramatically*
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Peace to all ducks

Don't forget to read my Poop Report...er...I mean my Trip Report

I poke ducks.
Ducks LIKE to be poked.
I am an expert duck poker.
Crank
Administrator



Posts: 1957
Registered: Aug 2002
 Posted 01-28-03 08:22 PM                
quote:
Karma wrote:


Crank,
Have you never heard of drycleaning?




But then...I suppose that might shrink it and we would NOT want to see you in a shunken THONG!

OMG! Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo *shaking her head dramatically*



Well, I never! Ok, once but I removed the doorhandles first...
I like persons better than principles, and I like persons with no principles better than anything else in the world.
Oscar Wilde, The Picture of Dorian Gray, 1891

BOYCOTT FRENCH TOAST, GERMAN SAUSAGE AND BELGIAN CHOCOLATES

Crank-->

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Karma
Cast Member



Posts: 344
Registered: Dec 2002
 Posted 01-28-03 08:34 PM                
quote:
Crank wrote:


Well, I never! Ok, once but I removed the doorhandles first...





I'm shocked.


Titilated but shocked nevertheless.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Peace to all ducks

Don't forget to read my Poop Report...er...I mean my Trip Report

I poke ducks.
Ducks LIKE to be poked.
I am an expert duck poker.
TrpltJanie
Cast Member



Posts: 1661
Registered: Aug 2002
 Posted 01-28-03 10:37 PM                
quote:
Crank wrote:


Sorry, that's my thong. I just had it waxed...



(whimpering)

I see dead thongs.....
Janie

The Curb Kicker
Karma
Cast Member



Posts: 344
Registered: Dec 2002
 Posted 01-28-03 10:39 PM                
quote:
TrpltJanie wrote:


(whimpering)

I see dead thongs.....




Goll DANG it Janie, that's the second time today you made me snort snot on my monitor.

And nobody was kind enough to tell me how to clean off said snot.


*EDITED cuz I'm really stoopid*


[Edited by Karma]
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Peace to all ducks

Don't forget to read my Poop Report...er...I mean my Trip Report

I poke ducks.
Ducks LIKE to be poked.
I am an expert duck poker.
anna
Cast Member

Posts: 36
Registered: Jan 2003
 Posted 01-29-03 01:45 AM                
I think all of the above mentioned TOS should be made the current with the exception of Francine getting All chocolates. Nope. However I am willing to share some of mine. No thong mentioning. And I think the new TOS should end with Parker's signature line.
anna-who's usually surfing from the land of lurk.
Karma
Cast Member



Posts: 344
Registered: Dec 2002
 Posted 01-29-03 01:51 AM                
I think that in addition to Robb being the one true duck, there should also be the "one true dork" clause listed. (and of course I would be listed AS the one true dork...I mean really..........)





*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Peace to all ducks

Don't forget to read my Poop Report...er...I mean my Trip Report

I poke ducks.
Ducks LIKE to be poked.
I am an expert duck poker.
hnt
Cast Member



Posts: 33
Registered: Jan 2003
 Posted 01-29-03 03:33 AM                
I told you about that - I AM the only and only true dork! Karma is the pretender to the throne...she is the Dork Princess


Francine
Super Moderator



Posts: 1309
Registered: Aug 2002
 Posted 01-29-03 09:57 AM                
quote:
anna wrote:
I think all of the above mentioned TOS should be made the current with the exception of Francine getting All chocolates. Nope. However I am willing to share some of mine. No thong mentioning. And I think the new TOS should end with Parker's signature line.



ANNA!!! I think you are being very bad. No chocolate for you!

Francine
Come and visit my other home on the internet Our Laughing Place
TrpltJanie
Cast Member



Posts: 1661
Registered: Aug 2002
 Posted 01-29-03 12:45 PM                
quote:
anna wrote:
I think all of the above mentioned TOS should be made the current with the exception of Francine getting All chocolates. Nope. However I am willing to share some of mine. No thong mentioning. And I think the new TOS should end with Parker's signature line.



(clap hands over Anna's mouth) SSSHHHHH!! You don't want to get Francine MAD! The last time I got her mad, she send her chippendale guys over to me and they really really roughed me up--I won't go into details but I had the shakes for weeks after.


So GO AND BEG FRANCINE FOR FORGIVENESS!!!! Just do it!

(whimpering)

I see ugly Chippendales.....
Janie

The Curb Kicker
Karma
Cast Member



Posts: 344
Registered: Dec 2002
 Posted 01-29-03 01:08 PM                
quote:
TrpltJanie wrote:



I see ugly Chippendales.....






Ugly Chippendales are better than no Chippendales at all.



By the way, I don't know why people flock to see two cute and fuzzy Disney characters doing the bump and grind anyway. If I wanna see Chip and Dale dancing seductively I'll just go to DisneyWorld and hit a character breakfast or 6.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Peace to all ducks

Don't forget to read my Poop Report...er...I mean my Trip Report

I poke ducks.
Ducks LIKE to be poked.
I am an expert duck poker.
TrpltJanie
Cast Member



Posts: 1661
Registered: Aug 2002
 Posted 01-29-03 01:15 PM                
quote:
Karma wrote:
If I wanna see Chip and Dale dancing seductively I'll just go to DisneyWorld and hit a character breakfast or 6.



Now, I'm SCARED!
Janie

The Curb Kicker
Belle
Cast Member



Posts: 319
Registered: Aug 2002
 Posted 01-29-03 03:35 PM                
quote:
Karma wrote:

I don't know why people flock to see two cute and fuzzy Disney characters doing the bump and grind anyway.


Speaking of cleaning the monitor...

{hugs}
Belle
[Edited by Belle]
The red cowboy hat chick
Karma
Cast Member



Posts: 344
Registered: Dec 2002
 Posted 01-29-03 07:15 PM                
quote:
Belle wrote:


Speaking of cleaning the monitor...

{hugs}
Belle
[Edited by Belle]



BELLE! What color is it! Mine was a lovely shade of puce!


*damn. what IS that gagging noise I keep hearing in the background?*
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Peace to all ducks

Don't forget to read my Poop Report...er...I mean my Trip Report

I poke ducks.
Ducks LIKE to be poked.
I am an expert duck poker.
Tink *~*~*
Cast Member



Posts: 1066
Registered: Aug 2002
 Posted 01-29-03 09:05 PM                
You guys are really freakin' sick.

GROUP HUG!

{{{{{CG}}}}}
Tink *~*~*
anna
Cast Member

Posts: 36
Registered: Jan 2003
 Posted 01-30-03 10:32 AM                
quote:
Francine wrote:


ANNA!!! I think you are being very bad. No chocolate for you!

Francine



I said I would share. But give all of them away. Not a snowballs chance. NO! Sharing is good! I'll even let you have the first two picks. One for me, two for you, three for me, one for you, four for me, one for you.....
anna-who's usually surfing from the land of lurk.
anna
Cast Member

Posts: 36
Registered: Jan 2003
 Posted 01-30-03 10:37 AM                
quote:
TrpltJanie wrote:


(clap hands over Anna's mouth) SSSHHHHH!! You don't want to get Francine MAD! The last time I got her mad, she send her chippendale guys over to me and they really really roughed me up--I won't go into details but I had the shakes for weeks after.


So GO AND BEG FRANCINE FOR FORGIVENESS!!!! Just do it!

(whimpering)

I see ugly Chippendales.....




Janie, Janie, Janie, I have not ever begged for anything, well maybe once. OMG your reference to the ugly Chippendales! My first thought was the Saturday Nite Live episode with Patrick Swayze(sp) and I can't remember his name but he was really, really jiggly. Ick, Ick, Ick. on this mental picture. Thanks for the laugh!

anna
anna-who's usually surfing from the land of lurk.
Robin
Cast Member



Posts: 939
Registered: Aug 2002
 Posted 01-30-03 10:56 AM                
Hey guys! Just checking in from the World...well more technically, the 'Sphere.

I'm sitting here in a room full of laptops, where all you hear is the quiet tapping of the key, and giggling like a fool. I made it halfway thru Coastal's TOS when I had to stop. I have a reputation (cough) to protect, and the giggling an snorting isn't helping what little creditiblity I have left.

Anywho...I vote for Coastal's TOS. Heck, it's not just a TOS, it's an initiation.


I toss my cookies for Disney.

I wonder what inspired this new Disney T-shirt? "I'm right. You're wrong. Any Questions?"
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