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Crank
Administrator
Posts: 1957
Registered: Aug 2002
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Posted 01-28-03 02:18 PM
Do you think Common Ground should have a TOS?
Based on the idiotic TOS we've been discussing, how about one for the "discriminating" Common Grounder?
Winner gets to use one of the "Crank's best of the
worst" Avatars...
OR
A genuine unalterred photo of the hero for you to "do with as you please"...*
*Male Model agents prohibited.
I like persons better than principles, and I like persons with no principles better than anything else in the world.
Oscar Wilde, The Picture of Dorian Gray, 1891
BOYCOTT FRENCH TOAST, GERMAN SAUSAGE AND BELGIAN CHOCOLATES
Crank-->
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Francine
Super Moderator
Posts: 1309
Registered: Aug 2002
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Posted 01-28-03 02:23 PM
Terms Of Service
Anything goes, but ALL chocolate goes to Francine.
Anyone who dares to keep any chocolate to themselves will be banned, not just from Common Ground, but from the entire internet.
How's that sound, Crank?
Francine
Come and visit my other home on the internet Our Laughing Place
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Crank
Administrator
Posts: 1957
Registered: Aug 2002
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Posted 01-28-03 02:25 PM
quote:
Francine wrote:
Terms Of Service
Anything goes, but ALL chocolate goes to Francine.
Anyone who dares to keep any chocolate to themselves will be banned, not just from Common Ground, but from the entire internet.
How's that sound, Crank?
Francine
BZZZZZT!
Edited to add: Although that DOES sound vaguely familiar...Didn't the internet get deleted a couple months ago?
[Edited by Crank]
I like persons better than principles, and I like persons with no principles better than anything else in the world.
Oscar Wilde, The Picture of Dorian Gray, 1891
BOYCOTT FRENCH TOAST, GERMAN SAUSAGE AND BELGIAN CHOCOLATES
Crank-->
All Content is © the Poster and is to be considered Intellectual Property. All Rights Reserved. Though Brilliant, Breathtaking and Extrememly Well Written the Content contained herein is Opinion and Opinion only.
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Francine
Super Moderator
Posts: 1309
Registered: Aug 2002
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Posted 01-28-03 02:27 PM
quote:
Crank wrote:
BZZZZZT!
Edited to add: Although that DOES sound vaguely familiar...Didn't the internet get deleted a couple months ago?
[Edited by Crank]
Oh yeah I forgot about that.
Francine
Come and visit my other home on the internet Our Laughing Place
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annie
Cast Member
Posts: 321
Registered: Aug 2002
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Posted 01-28-03 02:44 PM
quote:
Crank wrote:
OR
A genuine unalterred photo of the hero for you to "do with as you please"...*
Oh, I already gots one of those, remember this
?
"Are the fires of Hell a-glowing? Is the grisly reaper mowing? Who can provide the world with the answer to these pressing questions?"
"The candy man can," Rumsfeld added grimly.
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Ajax
Cast Member
Posts: 1032
Registered: Aug 2002
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Posted 01-28-03 02:47 PM
Annie, you're
a star! I'm spitting all over a taxpayer owned keyboard!
Did you see me at EPCOT on New Years Eve? I was wearing a yellow poncho...
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Parker
Cast Member
Posts: 493
Registered: Sep 2002
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Posted 01-28-03 03:04 PM
How bout this for a TOS
1. Parties- This TOS is an agreement between any user of this message board and the Tribunal of Common Ground.
2. Agreement-Reading this Terms of Use and Service while breathing (inhalling or exhaling) constitutes and agreement between the Tribunal of Common Ground , herefore reffered to the Tribunal, and the reader. Thus the user is automatically subject to present and future rulings of the Tribunal. This agreement may be violated should the user chose to stop breathing for a minim of 32 days or 3 years, whichever is greater.
3. The Tribunal now has the right to set the rules of this agreement via telepathy. The Tribunal is not responsible for the users inability to clearly understand the rules via telepathy. Such rules must be followed.
4. Now that the user has agreed to the terms and received the rules violations may be as stated. Fines, aquisition of personal property or information, spanking or just simple ostracization or mutilation may be used to protect the wholesome and good image of our community.
5. Upon the Tribunal's decision to implement these measures, the user will be notified via encoded messages in their local classified ads (for discreet purposes).
Thank you and have a nice day.
Speak your mind, but ride a fast horse.
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Francine
Super Moderator
Posts: 1309
Registered: Aug 2002
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Posted 01-28-03 03:24 PM
quote:
Parker wrote:
How bout this for a TOS
1. Parties- This TOS is an agreement between any user of this message board and the Tribunal of Common Ground.
2. Agreement-Reading this Terms of Use and Service while breathing (inhalling or exhaling) constitutes and agreement between the Tribunal of Common Ground , herefore reffered to the Tribunal, and the reader. Thus the user is automatically subject to present and future rulings of the Tribunal. This agreement may be violated should the user chose to stop breathing for a minim of 32 days or 3 years, whichever is greater.
3. The Tribunal now has the right to set the rules of this agreement via telepathy. The Tribunal is not responsible for the users inability to clearly understand the rules via telepathy. Such rules must be followed.
4. Now that the user has agreed to the terms and received the rules violations may be as stated. Fines, aquisition of personal property or information, spanking or just simple ostracization or mutilation may be used to protect the wholesome and good image of our community.
5. Upon the Tribunal's decision to implement these measures, the user will be notified via encoded messages in their local classified ads (for discreet purposes).
Thank you and have a nice day.
Yes, and what about my chocolate, Parker? I see no mention of it in your TOS.
Francine
Come and visit my other home on the internet Our Laughing Place
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Parker
Cast Member
Posts: 493
Registered: Sep 2002
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Posted 01-28-03 03:34 PM
{{{{{{{{{{{{{{sending telepathic messages reguarding the collection of chocolate}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}
Speak your mind, but ride a fast horse.
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Crank
Administrator
Posts: 1957
Registered: Aug 2002
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Posted 01-28-03 03:48 PM
quote:
Parker wrote:
How bout this for a TOS
1. Parties- This TOS is an agreement between any user of this message board and the Tribunal of Common Ground.
2. Agreement-Reading this Terms of Use and Service while breathing (inhalling or exhaling) constitutes and agreement between the Tribunal of Common Ground , herefore reffered to the Tribunal, and the reader. Thus the user is automatically subject to present and future rulings of the Tribunal. This agreement may be violated should the user chose to stop breathing for a minim of 32 days or 3 years, whichever is greater.
3. The Tribunal now has the right to set the rules of this agreement via telepathy. The Tribunal is not responsible for the users inability to clearly understand the rules via telepathy. Such rules must be followed.
4. Now that the user has agreed to the terms and received the rules violations may be as stated. Fines, aquisition of personal property or information, spanking or just simple ostracization or mutilation may be used to protect the wholesome and good image of our community.
5. Upon the Tribunal's decision to implement these measures, the user will be notified via encoded messages in their local classified ads (for discreet purposes).
Thank you and have a nice day.
Now, DAS whut I'm tawkin bout!
So far so good!!
I like persons better than principles, and I like persons with no principles better than anything else in the world.
Oscar Wilde, The Picture of Dorian Gray, 1891
BOYCOTT FRENCH TOAST, GERMAN SAUSAGE AND BELGIAN CHOCOLATES
Crank-->
All Content is © the Poster and is to be considered Intellectual Property. All Rights Reserved. Though Brilliant, Breathtaking and Extrememly Well Written the Content contained herein is Opinion and Opinion only.
ib4cruzn at charter dot net
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Lunarlady
Cast Member
Posts: 1629
Registered: Aug 2002
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Posted 01-28-03 03:53 PM
I like Tink's "usage" terms from awhile ago.
A whole week of peaceful bliss, beginning with a giggle
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Crank
Administrator
Posts: 1957
Registered: Aug 2002
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Posted 01-28-03 04:31 PM
quote:
annie wrote:
Oh, I already gots one of those, remember this
?
Ahh, I remember that pictorial!
Actually it reminds me of the John Candy mag at the
end of "Stripes".
I like persons better than principles, and I like persons with no principles better than anything else in the world.
Oscar Wilde, The Picture of Dorian Gray, 1891
BOYCOTT FRENCH TOAST, GERMAN SAUSAGE AND BELGIAN CHOCOLATES
Crank-->
All Content is © the Poster and is to be considered Intellectual Property. All Rights Reserved. Though Brilliant, Breathtaking and Extrememly Well Written the Content contained herein is Opinion and Opinion only.
ib4cruzn at charter dot net
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Crank
Administrator
Posts: 1957
Registered: Aug 2002
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Posted 01-28-03 04:32 PM
quote:
Lunarlady wrote:
I like Tink's "usage" terms from awhile ago.
It's NOT gonna be official...
Sheesh!
I like persons better than principles, and I like persons with no principles better than anything else in the world.
Oscar Wilde, The Picture of Dorian Gray, 1891
BOYCOTT FRENCH TOAST, GERMAN SAUSAGE AND BELGIAN CHOCOLATES
Crank-->
All Content is © the Poster and is to be considered Intellectual Property. All Rights Reserved. Though Brilliant, Breathtaking and Extrememly Well Written the Content contained herein is Opinion and Opinion only.
ib4cruzn at charter dot net
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Robey
Cast Member
Posts: 1023
Registered: Aug 2002
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Posted 01-28-03 06:28 PM
Awesome Annie!
I always wondered why somebody didn't do something about that. Then I realized I was somebody. --Lily Tomlin
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Crank
Administrator
Posts: 1957
Registered: Aug 2002
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Posted 01-28-03 06:36 PM
quote:
Robey wrote:
Awesome Annie
WELL! Of course!!
I like persons better than principles, and I like persons with no principles better than anything else in the world.
Oscar Wilde, The Picture of Dorian Gray, 1891
BOYCOTT FRENCH TOAST, GERMAN SAUSAGE AND BELGIAN CHOCOLATES
Crank-->
All Content is © the Poster and is to be considered Intellectual Property. All Rights Reserved. Though Brilliant, Breathtaking and Extrememly Well Written the Content contained herein is Opinion and Opinion only.
ib4cruzn at charter dot net
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Coastalwader
Cast Member
Posts: 935
Registered: Aug 2002
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Posted 01-28-03 06:50 PM
King Unca Bubba Lord DisneyTex
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Lunarlady
Cast Member
Posts: 1629
Registered: Aug 2002
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Posted 01-28-03 06:57 PM
LOVE IT, COASTAL!!
That's the way, uh-huh uh-huh, I like it! Uh-huh!
I vote that these should be our TOS with one addition:
We retain the right to change, alter, add, remove
and generally trash these TOS at any point without
notice to our membership.
That's what I want added and Coastal can make it sound
really legal.
uh-huh
A whole week of peaceful bliss, beginning with a giggle
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TrpltJanie
Cast Member
Posts: 1661
Registered: Aug 2002
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Posted 01-28-03 07:04 PM
HEY! What about me?! I'm the "center of attention" gal who is willing to cause a train wreck to get people to look at me!
Scrrrrreeeeeeeech! CRASH!
Whoops! I shouldn't be playing with the intersection light switchbox....
Janie
The Curb Kicker
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TrpltJanie
Cast Member
Posts: 1661
Registered: Aug 2002
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Posted 01-28-03 07:05 PM
Never mind! (runs after Crank with her skillet)
Janie
The Curb Kicker
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Francine
Super Moderator
Posts: 1309
Registered: Aug 2002
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Posted 01-28-03 07:05 PM
Coastal, you rock!! I love these rules!
Francine
Come and visit my other home on the internet Our Laughing Place
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Crank
Administrator
Posts: 1957
Registered: Aug 2002
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Posted 01-28-03 07:08 PM
quote:
Coastalwader wrote:
Overriding Policy
The single overriding policy of Common Ground and this Terms of Use Agreement is to let you know that Francine is the Queen, Robb is the one true Duck, and Crank can be bought. Cheap!
Members of the MIB and other roving human trash who harass, defame, attack, and seek to damage others will keep in mind that the truth can set you free.
LMBFAO!!! You da MAN!!
hehe...
I like persons better than principles, and I like persons with no principles better than anything else in the world.
Oscar Wilde, The Picture of Dorian Gray, 1891
BOYCOTT FRENCH TOAST, GERMAN SAUSAGE AND BELGIAN CHOCOLATES
Crank-->
All Content is © the Poster and is to be considered Intellectual Property. All Rights Reserved. Though Brilliant, Breathtaking and Extrememly Well Written the Content contained herein is Opinion and Opinion only.
ib4cruzn at charter dot net
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Francine
Super Moderator
Posts: 1309
Registered: Aug 2002
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Posted 01-28-03 07:11 PM
I decided to add part of Coastal's TOS to my signature.
Francine
Come and visit my other home on the internet Our Laughing Place
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Ajax
Cast Member
Posts: 1032
Registered: Aug 2002
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Posted 01-28-03 07:26 PM
Good work, Coastal. Thanks for covering my back.
We just got a new Disney CD with 'It's a Small World' on it.
When that horrid little ditty came on, my wife had to pry me out from under the bed with a can of bear sparay. She's never expierienced The Fear........
Did you see me at EPCOT on New Years Eve? I was wearing a yellow poncho...
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TrpltJanie
Cast Member
Posts: 1661
Registered: Aug 2002
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Posted 01-28-03 07:30 PM
quote:
Ajax wrote:
Good work, Coastal. Thanks for covering my back.
We just got a new Disney CD with 'It's a Small World' on it.
When that horrid little ditty came on, my wife had to pry me out from under the bed with a can of bear sparay. She's never expierienced The Fear........
It's a small world...it is a small world....its a small...small...small...small...small...small....small
(slaps my face)
after aaaaallllllllll!!!!!!!
Janie
The Curb Kicker
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TrpltJanie
Cast Member
Posts: 1661
Registered: Aug 2002
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Posted 01-28-03 07:31 PM
Crank! POST THE TOS! POST THE TOS!! Crank's da BOMB!
Janie
The Curb Kicker
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Lunarlady
Cast Member
Posts: 1629
Registered: Aug 2002
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Posted 01-28-03 07:44 PM
Make sure you only make them accessible by a small "click on" icon at the bottom of the home page!
A whole week of peaceful bliss, beginning with a giggle
and ending with a kiss. |
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Crank
Administrator
Posts: 1957
Registered: Aug 2002
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Posted 01-28-03 08:03 PM
quote:
Lunarlady wrote:
Make sure you only make them accessible by a small "click on" icon at the bottom of the home page!
Perhaps it will be the TOS of Out Back?
It would be a shame to waste it...
I like persons better than principles, and I like persons with no principles better than anything else in the world.
Oscar Wilde, The Picture of Dorian Gray, 1891
BOYCOTT FRENCH TOAST, GERMAN SAUSAGE AND BELGIAN CHOCOLATES
Crank-->
All Content is © the Poster and is to be considered Intellectual Property. All Rights Reserved. Though Brilliant, Breathtaking and Extrememly Well Written the Content contained herein is Opinion and Opinion only.
ib4cruzn at charter dot net
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Lunarlady
Cast Member
Posts: 1629
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Posted 01-28-03 08:07 PM
It could be the TOS of the Outback. Hell, if we really wanted to make an ant-farm like them, we could have TOS written for every single board.
Oops, I think I just gave Et. Al. another idea. I can smell the rubber burning stench of the wheels from up above as they think it over from here.
A whole week of peaceful bliss, beginning with a giggle
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Crank
Administrator
Posts: 1957
Registered: Aug 2002
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Posted 01-28-03 08:08 PM
quote:
Lunarlady wrote:
Oops, I think I just gave Et. Al. another idea. I can smell the rubber burning stench of the wheels from up above as they think it over from here.
Sorry, that's my thong. I just had it waxed...
I like persons better than principles, and I like persons with no principles better than anything else in the world.
Oscar Wilde, The Picture of Dorian Gray, 1891
BOYCOTT FRENCH TOAST, GERMAN SAUSAGE AND BELGIAN CHOCOLATES
Crank-->
All Content is © the Poster and is to be considered Intellectual Property. All Rights Reserved. Though Brilliant, Breathtaking and Extrememly Well Written the Content contained herein is Opinion and Opinion only.
ib4cruzn at charter dot net
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Lunarlady
Cast Member
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Registered: Aug 2002
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Posted 01-28-03 08:11 PM
quote:
Crank wrote:
Sorry, that's my thong. I just had it waxed...
A whole week of peaceful bliss, beginning with a giggle
and ending with a kiss. |
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