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phamton
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Posts: 366
Registered: Aug 2002
  Posted 01-28-03 12:41 PM                
This was posted on my urban legend group. It is a joke and probably not true but funny just the same.

A proctologist claims that these are actual comments made by his patients while he was performing rectal exams:

1. "Take it easy, Doc, you're boldly going where no man has gone before."

2. "Find Amelia Earhart yet?"

3. "Can you hear me NOW?"

4. "Oh boy! That was sphincterrific!"

5. "Could you write me a note for my wife, saying that my head is not, in fact, up there?"

6. "You know, in some states, we're now legally married."

7. "Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?"

8. "You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out. You do the Hokey Pokey...."

9. "Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!"

10."If your hand doesn't fit, you must acquit!"

11. "Hey, Doc, let me know if you find my dignity."

12. "You used to be an executive at Enron, didn't you?"

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Posts: 1957
Registered: Aug 2002
  Posted 01-28-03 12:43 PM                
quote:
phamton wrote:
This was posted on my urban legend group. It is a joke and probably not true but funny just the same.

A proctologist claims that these are actual comments made by his patients while he was performing rectal exams:

1. "Take it easy, Doc, you're boldly going where no man has gone before."

2. "Find Amelia Earhart yet?"

3. "Can you hear me NOW?"

4. "Oh boy! That was sphincterrific!"

5. "Could you write me a note for my wife, saying that my head is not, in fact, up there?"

6. "You know, in some states, we're now legally married."

7. "Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?"

8. "You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out. You do the Hokey Pokey...."

9. "Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!"

10."If your hand doesn't fit, you must acquit!"

11. "Hey, Doc, let me know if you find my dignity."

12. "You used to be an executive at Enron, didn't you?"




13. "I SAID 'BUD LIGHT!'"
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Oscar Wilde, The Picture of Dorian Gray, 1891

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