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TrpltJanie
Cast Member



Posts: 1661
Registered: Aug 2002
 Posted 01-23-03 06:08 PM                
MY DH won't tell me where he hid the dang keys to shed and and need to ask the men on the board on WHERE he could have hidden the keys.

Now....tell me!
Janie

The Curb Kicker
Crank
Administrator



Posts: 1957
Registered: Aug 2002
 Posted 01-23-03 06:18 PM                
quote:
TrpltJanie wrote:
MY DH won't tell me where he hid the dang keys to shed and and need to ask the men on the board on WHERE he could have hidden the keys.

Now....tell me!



After the snowblower, huh?
I like persons better than principles, and I like persons with no principles better than anything else in the world.
Oscar Wilde, The Picture of Dorian Gray, 1891

BOYCOTT FRENCH TOAST, GERMAN SAUSAGE AND BELGIAN CHOCOLATES

Crank-->

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Karma
Cast Member



Posts: 344
Registered: Dec 2002
 Posted 01-23-03 06:49 PM                
Janie honey! BETTER IDEA!!!!

I just asked hubby where HE hides his keys and told him why. (I told him you wanted to get ahold of the snowblower so you could run it over a pile of pebbles. hee hee hee...his eyes REALLY bugged out when I told him that one. hee hee hee)


He said he'd never tell his secret hidey spot BUT that he had a much more enjoyable treat to share with ya about that snowblower.

His suggestion is to run it over a steaming pile of doggy do. He said that it's VERY cool to watch flecks of steamy dog poo flying thru the air headed for the neighbors yard ESPECIALLY if the doggy do was from the neighbors dog in the first place.



Hubby says "You're welcome."
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Ducks LIKE to be poked.
I am an expert duck poker.
TrpltJanie
Cast Member



Posts: 1661
Registered: Aug 2002
 Posted 01-23-03 10:15 PM                
quote:
Crank wrote:


After the snowblower, huh?




Janie

The Curb Kicker
TrpltJanie
Cast Member



Posts: 1661
Registered: Aug 2002
 Posted 01-23-03 10:18 PM                
quote:
Karma wrote:
Janie honey! BETTER IDEA!!!!

I just asked hubby where HE hides his keys and told him why. (I told him you wanted to get ahold of the snowblower so you could run it over a pile of pebbles. hee hee hee...his eyes REALLY bugged out when I told him that one. hee hee hee)


He said he'd never tell his secret hidey spot BUT that he had a much more enjoyable treat to share with ya about that snowblower.

His suggestion is to run it over a steaming pile of doggy do. He said that it's VERY cool to watch flecks of steamy dog poo flying thru the air headed for the neighbors yard ESPECIALLY if the doggy do was from the neighbors dog in the first place.



Hubby says "You're welcome."




Ooooooooooooo neat idea! One question tho' if I get in trouble for doing that, would your husband take the blame? I know how to look innocent and gullible so just wanna to be sure that your husband wouldn't mind taking the fall in order to keep my innocent act.

"Dearie--I was BRAINWASHED by a CG member who happened to talk about a snowblower! No, dear...I didn't bring up the snowblower subject. They did....."






Janie

The Curb Kicker
Robin
Cast Member



Posts: 940
Registered: Aug 2002
 Posted 01-23-03 10:55 PM                
quote:
TrpltJanie wrote:
MY DH won't tell me where he hid the dang keys to shed and and need to ask the men on the board on WHERE he could have hidden the keys.

Now....tell me!



Did you check his 'fanny pack'? Bwaaaaaaaaaa
I toss my cookies for Disney.

I wonder what inspired this new Disney T-shirt? "I'm right. You're wrong. Any Questions?"
Crank
Administrator



Posts: 1957
Registered: Aug 2002
 Posted 01-24-03 12:16 PM                
quote:
Karma wrote:
Janie honey! BETTER IDEA!!!!

I just asked hubby where HE hides his keys and told him why. (I told him you wanted to get ahold of the snowblower so you could run it over a pile of pebbles. hee hee hee...his eyes REALLY bugged out when I told him that one. hee hee hee)


He said he'd never tell his secret hidey spot BUT that he had a much more enjoyable treat to share with ya about that snowblower.

His suggestion is to run it over a steaming pile of doggy do. He said that it's VERY cool to watch flecks of steamy dog poo flying thru the air headed for the neighbors yard ESPECIALLY if the doggy do was from the neighbors dog in the first place.



Hubby says "You're welcome."



I use an old five iron...

Typically I'm on in two...
I like persons better than principles, and I like persons with no principles better than anything else in the world.
Oscar Wilde, The Picture of Dorian Gray, 1891

BOYCOTT FRENCH TOAST, GERMAN SAUSAGE AND BELGIAN CHOCOLATES

Crank-->

All Content is © the Poster and is to be considered Intellectual Property. All Rights Reserved. Though Brilliant, Breathtaking and Extrememly Well Written the Content contained herein is Opinion and Opinion only.

ib4cruzn at charter dot net
Dsorcerer
Cast Member



Posts: 450
Registered: Aug 2002
 Posted 01-24-03 09:32 PM                
When the "chit" hits the "fan"...make sure you are behind it! (THE FAN)
"After all is said and done, usually more is said than done"
"You can put a computer to sleep, but you can't kill it"
"Computers are better than Ex-wives because after you give it a hard boot, it has forgotten the last bad thing you did to it"
"Pull this finger, and I make a sound"
"some people see the glass as half empty, some as half full, I see a glass that is just too darn big for the beverage"
TrpltJanie
Cast Member



Posts: 1661
Registered: Aug 2002
 Posted 01-25-03 12:41 PM                
Haven't found the key but I will 'cause I'll do something reaaaaaaal special for him tonight. Hehehehehehe....
Janie

The Curb Kicker
TrpltJanie
Cast Member



Posts: 1661
Registered: Aug 2002
 Posted 01-26-03 07:03 PM                
Dang hubby told me that he moved the dang key while I was sleeping early this morning so I know that I got dang too close to his dang hiding place. Just for that, I'm gonna torch his steak and swipe the cord from attenna to tv so he can't watch his dang STUPID bowl game.....



(laughing manically)
Janie

The Curb Kicker
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