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Tink
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Registered: Aug 2002
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Posted 01-22-03
09:08 PM
Considered
posting this in Supercali... but was afraid I'd be
told to take it Out Back anyway!
MARKETING EXPLAINED
1) You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to
her and say, "I'm fantastic in bed". That's Direct Marketing.
2) You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see
a gorgeous girl. One
of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you
says, "He's fantastic in
bed". That's Advertising.
3) You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to
her and get her
telephone number. The next day you call and say,
"Hi, I'm fantastic in bed".
That's telemarketing.
4) You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. You
get up and straighten
your tie; you walk up to her and pour her a drink.
You open the door for
her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her a
ride, and then say, "By
the way, I'm fantastic in bed". That's Public
Relations.
5) You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. She
walks up to you and
says, "I hear you're fantastic in bed". That's Brand
Recognition.
Tink *~*~* |
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phamton
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Posts: 366
Registered: Aug 2002
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Posted 01-23-03
10:58 AM
You are on
your way to a party. You go to a house near the party,
climb up on the roof, and shout at the topof your
lungs "HEY! I'm GREAT IN BED!!!!". That's Spam.
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any word on this post, do not read.
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anna
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Posts: 36
Registered: Jan 2003
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Posted 01-24-03
02:27 AM
And depending
on who can rebut the claim, it may be false advertising! 
anna
anna-who's usually surfing from the land of lurk. |
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phamton
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Posted 01-24-03
11:31 AM
Thanks, Anna.
You gave me some more ideas:
8) You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. You talk
her into going home with your friend. That's a Sales Rep.
9) You take the gorgeous girl home, drink all her beer
and fall asleep on her couch. That's False Advertising.
10) Your friend can't satisfy her so she calls you. That's
Tech Support.
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anna
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Posts: 36
Registered: Jan 2003
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Posted 01-24-03
10:23 PM
quote:
phamton wrote:
Thanks, Anna. You gave me some more ideas:
8) You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. You talk
her into going home with your friend. That's a Sales
Rep.
9) You take the gorgeous girl home, drink all her beer
and fall asleep on her couch. That's False Advertising.
10) Your friend can't satisfy her so she calls you. That's
Tech Support.
Re: #9: You take the he/she home, drink all the beer and
fall asleep on the couch. That's System Failure! 
anna-who's usually surfing from the land of lurk. |
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Karma
Cast Member
Posts: 344
Registered: Dec 2002
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Posted 01-25-03
12:52 AM
Nearly choked
to death on my chocolate seashells I was chortling
so hard.......
thanks for the midnight giggles. 
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Don't forget to read my Poop Report...er...I mean my Trip
Report
I poke ducks.
Ducks LIKE to be poked.
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Crank
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Posts: 1957
Registered: Aug 2002
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Posted 01-25-03
03:11 AM
Then you get
home and your wife is waiting.
That's a "cold re-boot"...
I like persons better than principles, and I like
persons with no principles better than anything else in
the world.
Oscar Wilde, The Picture of Dorian Gray, 1891
BOYCOTT FRENCH TOAST, GERMAN SAUSAGE AND BELGIAN CHOCOLATES
Crank-->
All Content is © the Poster and is to be considered Intellectual
Property. All Rights Reserved. Though Brilliant, Breathtaking
and Extrememly Well Written the Content contained herein
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Tink
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Cast Member
Posts: 1066
Registered: Aug 2002
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Posted 01-25-03
08:36 AM
You're at a
party and you meet a gorgeous girl. You go home with
her, but you're married.
"Illegal operation"
Tink *~*~* |
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Dsorcerer
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Posts: 450
Registered: Aug 2002
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Posted 01-25-03
11:13 PM
Your at a party
and see this gorgeous girl...your realize that your
brought her and she is your wife.....Lucky? Damn
straight!
[Edited by Dsorcerer]
"After all is said and done, usually more is said
than done"
"You can put a computer to sleep, but you can't kill it"
"Computers are better than Ex-wives because after you give it a hard boot, it
has forgotten the last bad thing you did to it"
"Pull this finger, and I make a sound"
"some people see the glass as half empty, some as half full, I see a glass that
is just too darn big for the beverage" |
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Crank
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Posts: 1957
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Posted 01-26-03
02:54 PM
quote:
Dsorcerer wrote:
Your at a party and see this gorgeous girl...your realize
that your brought her and she is your wife.....Lucky?
Damn straight!
[Edited by Dsorcerer]
Ed, you're such a softie...
Or was that a rumor?
I like persons better than principles, and I like
persons with no principles better than anything else in
the world.
Oscar Wilde, The Picture of Dorian Gray, 1891
BOYCOTT FRENCH TOAST, GERMAN SAUSAGE AND BELGIAN CHOCOLATES
Crank-->
All Content is © the Poster and is to be considered Intellectual
Property. All Rights Reserved. Though Brilliant, Breathtaking
and Extrememly Well Written the Content contained herein
is Opinion and Opinion only.
ib4cruzn at charter dot net |
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hnt
Cast Member
Posts: 33
Registered: Jan 2003
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Posted 01-26-03
04:09 PM
4) You're at
a party and see a gorgeous girl. You
get up and straighten
your tie; you walk up to her and pour her a drink.
You open the door for
her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her a
ride, and then say, "By
the way, I'm fantastic in bed". That's Public
Relations.
Oooops - better go change my job title. It all sounds like
too much work
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TrpltJanie
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Registered: Aug 2002
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Posted 01-26-03
07:00 PM
quote:
Karma wrote:
Nearly choked to death on my chocolate seashells I was
chortling so hard.......
thanks for the midnight giggles.
Is that my chocolates that you swiped? HUMPF! Loved the
jokes! thanks for the laughs!
Janie
The Curb Kicker |
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